FB Memories is such a mine field of triggers. Imagine seeing all of the friend groups you're no longer cool with.
FB Memories is such a mine field of triggers. Imagine seeing all of the friend groups you're no longer cool with.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Funny, it doesnβt feel like Christmas.
Was so bored so I made Gojo Siwa
Happy Caturday! I finally caught Bard watching cat tv (aka the fish tank). I find this adorable.
It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
one must imagine monica lewinsky happy
Deleted all my meta apps. Too much information.
Normal adulthood is a sport I donβt think I ever want to be good at
I know itβs real love because thereβs a little bit of hate in it too
I should never bet against your time
All Iβve ever known is conditional love
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
Family will forever be my open wound. How do I make sure the trauma ends with me?
Everything is so stupid how many more influencers do we need to change the world
Another stupid weekend wasted
Angry again whatβs new
No good thing ever goes to waste.
You can only ever love someone thatβs worth hating too
My rage remains an unending supply
Not how I wanted to spend my Friday night. Who the hell wants to drive for four hours??
I just wanna go home and drink
History is a collapsing of events, not a progression.
Iβm at that age when drinking turns me mean
Ah yes, it has always been my lifelong dream to marry the employee of the month
I wish someone would check on me. How wonderful it must be to be loved that way I love.
Hard not to love this imperfect city. Metro Manila and all its flaws notwithstanding, I often think about how it contains entire stories and lives. Love and hate. Success and failure. All of it here.
Haunted by Steven Seagal singing about p***ni