Sam

Pal, you get it!!!

I'm getting mad at how disrespectful the 2020 Oscars were to The Irishman's performances

Marcia was one of the funniest, most charming, and most genuine people I've ever met. A heart of gold and an all-time laugh. We'll all miss her so much 💞

Han's little half smile as he's being lowered into the carbonite chamber is the hottest thing Harrison Ford has ever done!!!!!

I've asked Theoden King to forgive me, which he has

Just saw the Harrison Ford speech oh I'm crying

Kurt Russell saying "shit" is my cellar door

The counterprogramming in my house tonight was All Monsters Attack, and I'm much better off for it. I love my son Godzilla and my grandson Minilla

said this to @brianvan.bsky.social but cops participating in snowball fights is the kind of thing used as "cops are good for the community propaganda" but now they're such beefed up roidboys they can't even do that anymore. find some joy in your life, losers.

I truly cannot stop thinking about Kash Patel's chug stance. It might be the weirdest/saddest anybody has ever looked while holding a beer

Sometimes I think about how I have hundreds of thousands of words that live online and been on lots of podcasts, radio, TV, and so on, and wonder if someone could find me embarrassingly contradicting myself, but then I remember I'm not a shell of a person devoid of real morals and beliefs

Ink-stained wretch would've been a fire bio for me back then

75% of my old newsroom, myself included, drove a Civic 😭

I’m so proud of these dudes whose social media content I will never, ever check

NEW JERSEY EXCELLENCE

Raichu Salieri, Pikachu Mozart

Pokemon Intermission Report is my new favorite phrase

a giant monster is looking down at a city Alt: Godzilla and Kong screaming at each other

This is my Heated Rivalry

And that's the power of the MacArthur Park Suite

Bawling over Amber I love her

I think about this once a week at least.

Need all of you freaks to see Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie

Feeling free babby

Having a good hair day, it's looking long as FUCK

also, just… joy! it can be so powerful. i was smiling through the whole thing

Benito call me PLEASE

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

I don't think Mothra would do this