SminkyPinky ❄️

It definitely is. Scorchio!

The tide did look quite high this evening. 🤔

I would but I'm already here

Spectacular

Let’s play a game

Your pet gets chosen to be immortalised on a banknote

Which picture are you submitting?

We had a container of stuff going to an orphanage in Uganda and someone at work donated the Thornbird's box set. That will look lovely on the shelf next to all the kids videos.

My colleague is bringing her husband over your side for his birthday next week and I said I would check with you on Tuesday to see how your weather was panning out, and I think she should pack her big coat...

Oooh I loved hierro

I like the gigantic ones but the tiny ones just don't work for me.

Noooo. I thought I would like them as a cereal and I do not. They are the most boring thing ever. So I thought oh well I'll just take them to work as a snack because I normally eat plain Shreddies, and it very much did not work.

Went around my parents last year to be presented with my dad and a selection of needles because he had a splinter under his nail and he'd been waiting for me to turn up with my good eyes and strong stomach.

Me holding a conjoined twin mini shredded wheat

I had a small prophets moment at work eating my incredibly dry snack. #SmallProphets

I need one for my own hair. Have pale green carpet and I'm convinced all I can see on it is my own hair.

As long as it doesn't have drawer runners you'll be fine. Otherwise there will be a man on YouTube who will show you the way in under three minutes

I bought a simple piece of flatpack furniture from IKEA, I started assembling it one evening and could not believe the noise I was making and had suspend activities so neighbours didn't call the police for noise disturbance. Simple schmimple.

a black and white cat is peeking out of a brown curtain . ALT: a black and white cat is peeking out of a brown curtain .

Sleep with one eye open.

I need to drop them off at the chip shop on the way home but I can't keep them in the car because that will be the one day the sun shines all day! Imagine if they all melted, I'd have to eat them all...

I'm terrible with willpower but I have 6 Easter eggs here that I need to drop off for the community collection and I have not eaten any of them. However it did come close the other day.

Haha this is at the flat. Each Monday I have a knife in my hand just as the test goes off. This amount of times I've nearly stabbed myself in the eye with a fork with a potato on it. I roll up to work so late in the morning that I've already missed the fire test announcement on Thursdays.

If he fits he sits. Box and the radiator, what more could a cat want?

a man is making a surprised face with the word what written below him ALT: a man is making a surprised face with the word what written below him

Nobody is more surprised that me when the fire alarm test goes off, despite me having just turned off an alarm on my phone to remind me that the fire alarm will go off.

Photo taken from my office window of the rooftops of houses shrouded by mist

A photo of the view up the road on my way to the shop with the trees and the street lights and the hanging mist

Day 7 in Silent Hill.

The Sun came out for a little while this afternoon and then it was gone, as if it was all in my dreams.

a cat is sticking its head out of a pillow on a bed and says good morning . ALT: a cat is sticking its head out of a pillow on a bed and says good morning .

I've had the patio door and the bedroom window open all day 'airing' the flat, but foolishly let it get down to 12° indoors and now I'm back in bed and the electric blanket has been on and it's the warmest I've been since I got up this morning. #fool

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT I'M HAPPY FOR YOU!

There was one point where I thought oh yes this is where it's all going to fall into place and start getting good and then it didn't pan out as I expected.

a close up of a woman 's face with blonde hair and pink lipstick smiling . ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with blonde hair and pink lipstick smiling .

Should've taken your advice, we put it on anyway and, yeah, well.

I never knew which it was until recently when I saw it written down, and I still can't remember which way round it is.

Did he get that name off ChatGPT? Geeez.

I haven't seen any of the series, is it worth going back and starting at series one?

My parents have been on the lochs and Glens more than once, it's quite an epic journey from down in Essex but they seem to think it's worth it. I have thought about it myself because at least somebody does everything for you and I wouldn't have to drive on Scottish roads!