pussy, inc.™️

Wapo is starting an even more ridiculous enshittification scheme.

If you pay for or read the Wapo you’re a fukkin fool.

*queefs*

HOW DARE YOU!

Thighgap

It’s spelT t-r-a-n-s-*

Gaslighting autism.

Masterbaiting

Exercise your birthright and masterbait your stiff erections.

Yaaaaaaaaaasssssss

AND MY NAME IS PAM BONDI

Oh yeah @trixiemattel.bsky.social is a genius.

It’s hard to tell if Bannon looks gross and busted or just plain ugly.

Sleepycel me, bi$h !

“Queef on a crack cloud.”
—Trixie Mattell

Are You There, God?
It’s Me, pussy, inc.™️

Loaves for kat.

Sleeper cell me, bi$h!

Slack-jawed

I miss old twitter and old insty and old tiktok.

I hate existence.

a humpback whale is breaching out of the water ALT: a humpback whale is breaching out of the water

Omfggggggggg

It’s been downhill ever since

I have pain where my torso meets my left leg. It’s muscular. And I can’t figure out how to fix it. Help me, bi$h!

God i wish I could whaYle out

Thank you for your service. Full bush 💯 %

Honest to god question:

Do straight dudes really like fake tits, lip filler, and plasticized faces?

For all you tools out there—Noem wasn’t “fired.” She is being given a lateral transfer to ruin international policy now that her domestic evil is done.

Cisfats over transfats.

If past behavior is any indicator of future behavior, then nothing will come of this. Now, that doesn’t mean I don’t hope for change. I do. I’ll formally apologize if you do turn out to be correct.