Wait - at risk of wading into discourse, are people actually *upset* that Dorothy and Wizard of Oz story is happening concurrently with Wicked? Which has been that way for twenty years?
Laurie Strode only had ONE guy trying to kill her for over thirty years.
Sidney Prescott has had about ten.
At some point she has to wonder if it's her.
I hope Jimmy sends Trump flowers for giving him the most watched episode of late-night television in probably the last five years.
This is some straight-up “What if Michael Scott was President” shit.
Just hook it up to my veins.
I ran a show in Minneapolis for the last thirteen years called "A Very Die Hard Christmas," and I predict your book will be a gift I receive many times.
(Also -- just finished and loved Gandolfini this week.)
Wait -- what's the new book!? Because the research has sold me.
Make the planes and cars fuck. Do it. You know you want to.
Hey, remember Kathy Bates’ ridiculous character in Waterboy?
That’s our President now!
JD meets with the Buckeyes, ends up destroying their trophy.
JD meets with the Pope, Pope dies the next day.
JD, I implore you: Set up a meeting with your boss.
"Why am I not in the group chat? EVERYBODY is in the group chat but me! Your wife is in there! The Atlantic is in there! I *thought* we were good friends!"
Well, I didn’t expect to get emotional while watching a documentary about the making of “A Goofy Movie” while on the treadmill, yet here are.
Aimee Lou Wood about to blow-up.
Now if we don't ALL go see Coyote vs ACME, we're going to look like a buncha' assholes.
I hate that I have “Love is Blind” opinions.
That's Die Hard 3. He's remembering Die Hard 3.
Classic Something I’d Do!
Whatever happens next with the James Bond franchise is what will happen to SNL post-Lorne.
Jurassic Park 7 Writers Room.
Does...does the Fantastic Four trailer close-out with a shoutout to the Arrested Development "Fantastic Four" musical?
Man, I can't believe how we used to dress ten years ago.
Well he's totally gonna' die.
My first comedic idol AND it's releasing on my birthday. Pretty sure you planned that Paul, so I thank you.
Is it just me or is there a real Last-Episode-Before-the-Season-Finale-of-an-HBO-Show energy in the air right now.
Don't get me wrong, the alternative side is absolute garbage, but I don't think the left's "Look at how much we followed the rules" is as effective brag/burn as they seem to think it is.
I’m not going to lie: I really enjoyed the few weeks after my Spotify Wrapped came out cause I was no longer being judged for how many times I listened to Tubthumping.
"Also: It was a movie. That's how they afforded it. That and we didn't think the internet would be a thing in 1990 to obsess over this."
Okay, everybody saying that Jason Bateman plane movie is a better Christmas action movie than Die Hard 2 needs to relax.
