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Wrestling fan. Navy vet. Meme Connoisseur. BBQ and Anime enthusiast. Funko fanatic. Spreading positivity and good vibes since we're in the Darkest Timeline.

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Trump is already calling the governor asking him to find 2 votes πŸ˜‚

14.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Was this before or after he faked having bone spurs?

13.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The only thing keeping me from taking all of the money in a bank is the security guard and the police.

13.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to work IT at the main Starbucks office. Made $15/hour. Had to find street parking each day blocks away bc they charged $200/mo to use the parking garage they owned. He can fuck off all the way to Florida.

12.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My guy. You're a retired veteran with a military qualification badge as their pfp. I say this as a fellow veteran, maybe spend less time on social media making fun of people's hobbies and more time getting a personality outside of your old job.

12.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe some of the stipulations could be that they actually have a good match?

12.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THEY CONGLOMERATED!!! #AEWDynamite

12.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What caught my attention was "professional writer" and then proceeded with writing a post with terrible grammar. πŸ˜†

11.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hundreds rally against millionaires tax and Democrat-backed legislation at Washington State Capitol Worship music and protest signs converge as demonstrators warn Washington's proposed tax on the wealthy is a gateway to a state income tax.

Republican voters need constant reminding that every day they are closer to being homeless than they are to being a millionaire.

www.king5.com/article/news...

10.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, same guys who created South Park. Maybe they just didn’t know. Don’t know how popular that show is over there.

09.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I went to see The Book of Mormon in the West End. Struck up a convo with the British couple next to me during intermission. They were shocked I was American and not incredibly offended by the show because they thought all Americans were insanely religious. πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Went to Ireland and London last year, going back this year too. Never got the question about who I voted for but made it clear in conversations how much I hated what was happening in the US and who was to blame. Never had a bad interaction when I did.

08.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is she trying to tell me this isn’t real???

08.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The guy who just said this a couple of days ago is honest and competent???

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06.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' . ALT: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
03.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is smiling while talking to another man . ALT: a man with a beard is smiling while talking to another man .
01.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œCan’t believe the judge threw me in prison for robbing a bank without ever asking me how I planned to use the money! Totally unfair! I want a redo!”

28.02.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The follow up question should have been "So what can be done? Trump has been in office over a year."

26.02.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Speedball, Jet, Brody and Bandido coming out to stop MJf

26.02.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Proud of my wife getting her sign on screen like that πŸ˜ƒ AEWDynamite

26.02.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s my wife with the sign!!😍

26.02.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My wife almost got hit by MJF’s gum just now.

I got hit in the face by it a few years ago.

Told her we would have made history as the first husband and wife to get hit by his gum. πŸ˜‚ #AEWDynamite

26.02.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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26.02.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two signs on poster board. β€œNo Kings but Brody King”

Two signs on poster board. β€œNo Kings but Brody King”

Wifey is front row center tonight at #AEWDynamite with her signs!

26.02.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dems need to run on this messaging. β€œFamily Values? Christian Values? Only when our majority isn’t on the line.”

25.02.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Willing to bet he goes off script in the first 5 minutes and starts some unhinged rant about the 2020 election, Biden and Obama. He can’t help himself.

25.02.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right now, several GOP Congresspeople and MAGA influencers are writing their Trump dick-riding tweets scheduled to post the moment the SOTU ends, regardless of how he performs.

And at least one of them will accidentally get posted before its even over. πŸ˜‚

25.02.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0