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@marwood

Halloumi enthusiast, professional old building botherer, islander, chicken keeper. Was simon callanish on twitter. MDANT.

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I genuinely am constantly staggered by just how
Inept and crap starmer has proven to be

28.02.2026 10:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey...

...GM πŸ–€

03.02.2026 11:41 πŸ‘ 628 πŸ” 206 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh please 😊

07.01.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI think we’d better release you from the legumes, and transfer your talents to the meat”

24.12.2025 22:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually yes,

23.11.2025 09:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œHow many refugees have been granted asylum in the UK?”

Most people overestimate the number - by a lot. With far-right figures spreading misinformation, it’s hard for the public to know the truth.

Watch the video to see just how wide the gap is between perception and reality.

17.11.2025 13:10 πŸ‘ 236 πŸ” 166 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 7

I’ve just realised I’ve been confusing him with Greg wise-genuinely thought they were the same bloke and that he’s married to Emma Thompson πŸ˜•

01.11.2025 13:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My husband @mjowen174.bsky.social is very down.
He’s struggling to find any work at the moment.
He’s a brilliant writer and has written for Dangermouse, Private Eye and many more…

If you need a writer have a look at his website and please repost.
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Thank you

01.11.2025 12:38 πŸ‘ 204 πŸ” 250 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

A persuasive argument and I was persuaded. I would however very much like starmer to be less disappointing

31.10.2025 20:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s really quite unsettling

31.10.2025 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Aye, it’s a winner. Have you read the mcgeoch biography? That’s grand too

21.10.2025 20:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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20.10.2025 19:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œEntirely expected orange wanker in your bagging area?”

20.09.2025 19:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Can anyone shed any light on what this structure is for, high up the wall on in the local medieval church?

Is it a remnant of something? Would there have been a staircase to it at some point?

It looks like a pulpit, but stuck on the wall...

20.09.2025 16:47 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Well played Mairi 😊

20.09.2025 19:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s. Fantastic.

20.09.2025 13:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh, β€˜ello! Always baffles me how they weren’t massive

17.09.2025 18:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Competition for most British sign on the Trump March won handily by: β€œDon’t give him the good biscuits!”

17.09.2025 15:19 πŸ‘ 642 πŸ” 176 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 8

Me too, though for known reasons, am watching the football 😊. Hope Sleep comes my friend x

12.09.2025 02:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A selection of illustrations and commissions including an album cover design of a vintage radio, a book cover design with an illustration of George Harrison, architecture illustrations, a Listening Party turntable design, a music pattern design and a photo of me wearing glasses.

A selection of illustrations and commissions including an album cover design of a vintage radio, a book cover design with an illustration of George Harrison, architecture illustrations, a Listening Party turntable design, a music pattern design and a photo of me wearing glasses.

If I’m being honest, I’m feeling pretty crap about my small business.

It’s so bloody difficult at the moment with rising costs, US tariffs, Brexit nonsense and the threat of AI.

Please have a look at what I do and repost to spread the word gailmyerscough.co.uk

02.09.2025 17:45 πŸ‘ 389 πŸ” 422 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 46
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Failed Tory's; Too shit & too racist even for the Tory party

They've stopped being Tories & are saviours of the working class, really ? Millionaires & Tories suddenly give a shit ?

How did these people treat you 'Reformers' when they were in power, just a few years ago ?

Remember..

Mugs

01.09.2025 18:43 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

New lads seem to be
Settling in

15.08.2025 22:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I moved to Scotland entirely to avoid this kind of shit

14.08.2025 17:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If any there’s an #MDANT out there who fancies going to see Echo and the Bunnymen in Halifax tomorrow night I have spare tickets as I won’t be able to make it. Turn my misery into your joy.

08.08.2025 16:42 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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Just found this guy in with our chickens. He is not one

05.08.2025 13:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That saint hilaire de harcouet by any chance? Used to live near there 😊

21.07.2025 16:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

18.07.2025 14:33 πŸ‘ 7856 πŸ” 1204 πŸ’¬ 152 πŸ“Œ 133
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16.07.2025 11:01 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Stan objected to me leaving this morning.

10.07.2025 19:44 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1