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Going through life saying "That's soooo puss" at everything.

Fortunately I do not have COVID, so whatever I have is probably like a small cold at most? Just annoying that I have to forego a gym workout today because I don't want to spread any germs. 😒

Well, I didn't specify I wasn't wearing one! 🤪🤪🤪

Ask and you shall receive.

It's humid today so I am working in my underwear. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Lois from Family Guy stubbing out a lit cigarette on her arm after shoplifting.

God, there's something so satisfying, so exhilarating, about throwing your garbage/recyclables/organics down the communal waste disposal chute.

"How do you most want to be remembered?"

"Face down, ass up."

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How do people lift upwards of 20,000 lbs in a single workout? I'm trying to math this out but I'm not understanding.

I mean, you never know, on another planet maybe the holes of its inhabitants can spin and rotate like our sex toys do.

At most, my senses of taste and smell have dulled over the last few days. Maybe it's COVID? I ordered a test kit that will be delivered tomorrow so I guess I'll find out then. 🤷‍♂️

I think I'm sick? It's weird though because I'm not congested or feverish or experiencing any really nasty symptom. It's just that sense of malaise where you know you feel off.

A classic that continues to hold up 🥰

Thank you 🥹♥️

Admiring the dicks on here like beautiful paintings hanging in museums.

A man who knows how to show off his hole with a smile is a gentleman indeed.

Pikachu screaming in terror with the shadow of a very big penis superimposed on him.

Gays scrolling Bluesky in public today while its auto-moderation isn't working:

Bitch, it's 3:00 a.m. RIP 2:00 a.m. 😭

Nope, most of Canada is changing tonight!

Ruminated and while I *get* that not having to fiddle with clocks twice a year would be convenient, I really would miss the long evenings if we did eliminate daylight savings. My favourite part of summer is precisely having the sun set after 9 p.m. I wouldn't want to give that up!

It's striking how Page was considered the pre-eminent actress of her day, while nowadays people will either know of her (if they know of her at all) as the voice of Madame Medusa from The Rescuers or the lady Whoopi Goldberg (for The Color Purple) lost the Oscar to in 1986.

Every Oscar season I continue to chip away watching past winners or nominees. After having watched Sweet Bird of Youth, I've had to wonder to myself whether gay men in the mid-twentieth century fangirled for Geraldine Page or if they considered her a ham.

Some cereals need an extra lil zing 😂

It is one of Canada's iconic chip flavours after all 😂

Well... 🫣

I need to give the sandwich method a try 😂

Crumbling potato chips in your cereal 🤌🏻

I probably could have attended a house party this evening, but I decided not to. I don't think my presence would have been missed either way.

It's homophobic we have to lose an hour of sleep tonight, but I'm very here for gaining an extra hour of sunlight in the evenings. ☀️

Happy birthday!! 🎉

I'm SO EXCITED for the temperature to climb to 15/16 degrees in the next few days. 😍 We're getting so close to slutty shorts weather!