Sam the Aspiring Bionic

Okay, so y'all weren't 90s hockey fans, got it.

Sam, a white, non-binary, Trans-masculine person, wearing a black ball cap with a colorful, not quite distinguishable patch on the front. Sam has brown hair, grown out nearly to its chin - it's sticking out of the back of the ball cap, easily seen behind Sam's earlobes, touching the hood of its maroon, drawstring hoodie. It has green eyes, gauged earlobes, and a black tentacle tattoo visible coming up the front of its neck, from below its collar. It is also sporting short facial hair from light blonde to dark brown, in a nearly full beard and mustache. It is smiling.

Current hair length: 90s hockey player

A squad of 5 sculpted ghosts (white sheet-covered, with black eye holes variety). Their sheets flare around the bottom. They have black, veiny, eldritch-horror inspired tendrils emerging from their eye holes in various directions, looking spooky. They also have giant, puckered, mauve kissy lips. They're not identical, giving them each their own "personality".

I'm actually obsessed. Why do they give "popular girls" vibes? 🤣 Polymer clay with acrylic paint, approximately 6-8 cm tall.

My heart breaks for 24 year old Michelle. So glad that you made it through and I get to see your light here. 💚

This is heavy sarcasm, just to clarify.

HRT is not effective in that it doesn't make us quiet little babies who will just shut up and be bullied by our lawmakers and society. 💁🏻

I love them.

PSA to our Cis friends: If you've seen/heard/witnessed bad things happening to Trans folks, you don't need to tell your Trans friends about it. We know how bad shit is. It hurts to hear about it.

Tell other Cis people. Fight for us.

Mostly video games, tbh

🔥🔥🔥

Teen boys in groups put me on edge every time I'm around them. They're audacious in the worst sense. I'm sorry they latched onto you today, and glad you're home, safe.

Samwise is deceased 💀

Who my friends thought they were making friends with vs. who they're actually friends with:

Another day, another cancellation of social plans because I have a migraine.

A tiny squadron of spooky, sculpted white (sheeted-looking) spectres, with black eye sockets. There are eldritch-horror inspired veins of black streaming out of their eye sockets in various directions. They have comically large, protruding, mauve kissy lips.

Last stage of paint drying before I give these precious little babes a coat of shiny lacquer. Aren't they cute? 🥰

Sometimes, I get off the U, and as I'm walking past the train, making eye contact with strangers therein, I feel bad about how many hearts I'm certainly stealing.

But only sometimes. Usually, feels great, man.

Yessssss

Would be glad to, if the things we disagreed on didn't directly correspond to gambling the life and death of certain groups.

I hope it turns right back around for you!

In-progress construction area, bright cobalt blue filler between darker blue linoleum slabs on the ground, white base boards affixed all around, against the white brick walls. A large cardboard box sits at the far end, reading "SILLON". Bits and bops related to construction are on the shelf on the right side wall and ground.

Welp... Gotta get a large amount of filler to put behind the baseboards, because the bricks are uneven AF. Looking cute otherwise.

Orange juice with pulp >

International class action suit LFGGGGGGGG

Closest thing I can find is him saying the regime in Iran has to be toppled.

Back on that "finding a Psychiatrist (who is accepting new patients) in a haystack" grind.

If "it" is a late night Taco Bell run, I support it.

Roger that.

Stickers on a white tile wall. Upper right is a circular one, black background that says "bad ass @badass", but is cut off, might have a longer tag. Center is a white, skin background with a black, linework cock & sickle (like the communism symbol, but with a penis).

Berlin has the best stickers.

Welcome to the ranks, brother! Let's MURDER THESE HAIR FOLLICLES.

Fellow trans-masculine people: Don't forget to condition/moisturize your beard and the skin under it.

Facial hair makes lots of people's skin quite dry and flaky.

Also, stop being so hot. It's not fair to everyone else around you.

Xoxo,

Sam

If y'all haven't played @fieldsofmistria.bsky.social yet, why? I'm obsessed.