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If I got this toy, you couldn't get me off of it...

You dom me, duhhhh

Someone should blow my brains out... but in like a kink way

Need someone to bounce back on it NOWWWW

a small angel with a pink venus symbol hao says to me: “The way your hand brushed against that grass? Like a woman's hair! That's yuri.” i walk through the city and she says “Notice how your shoes gently kiss the sidewalk only to part and return again? That's yuri too.” two cars crash behind us. she says “Those cars colliding.. With a passion that only two women can have.. yuri.” i say to her “Are you my conscious? Or some kind of demon?” she says “idk lol btw have you ever heard of selfcest”

ONLY REAL ONES REMEMBER!!!

sa2

Thats the book i stopped my read through on (not out of distaste, I fucking loved it, but I just had been reading ASOIAF and nothing but ASOIAF for waaay too long, and life got in the way lol). Should pick it back up again. 'Finish' the series

groverhaus of cards

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

Even worse- instead of, say, cleanly splitting it into the different phases of their career (which would work really well for making the absolute monolith that is their career digestible) its A MOVIE FOR EACH BEATLE?? stupid shit genuinely cant fathom a more bizarre method of telling this story

Spoilers for Breaking Bad Season 2.

Ok genuine question but how long has it been since you last saw that episode? Bc its pretty clearly telegraphed that he is overwhelmed in the moment of the crash, practically dissasociating while attempting to guide the planes

I also think on the other end of the spectrum, the fact of social media being essentially set into stone (outside of say TikTok/i guess bluesky but this is just Twitter lets be fr) from early genz adolescence on means the 'jaded zoomers' grew sick of the same few social medias and their ills faast

Maiming healer-- I run around with a blow dryer. Glass build to bc if I get squirted my ass is getting zapped into electrician heaven

The nonce formerly known as prince

Liberals considering anyone to their left as dangerous extremists taking things too far... tale as old as time

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.

This was how hunter s Thompson wrote

Alternatively moot is a mutual follow if you wanna rid yourself of the internet shackles that is 4chan heritage

The way thats exactly how most jobs work tho lmfao