Brian

it seems like when people start picking up after their dogs more the term got shifted over to those type of bags

this drove people insane 35 years ago, but it reads very differently today.

we struggle through the 10 egg weeks so we have 2 eggs left at the end of the week and we can luxuriate in the ensuing 14 egg week, 2 per day.

among the handful of albums that have come after a 20+ year break in the band's output, archers of loaf's "reason in decline" remains my favorite.

spring up to the attic to check on the christmas ornaments
fall down to the basement to check on the other christmas ornaments

that was a punk. he punk'd the state.

he wore a lot of iowa sweatshirts and knit hats in that movie with michelle pfeiffer. he must've demanded that be his wardrobe. you could really tell it was filmed in vancouver, though - they didn't bother to change the signs much.

i just can't do this anymore. i feel like i'm living a lie. i'm going back to medium roast.

saw a movie set in the 1930s that used the word "milksop"

going back to salted butter. we were happier using salted butter.

if you aren't ready for college ruled paper but all of your peers are already using it, you can carefully remove the cover off a college ruled notebook and then glue it over the cover of your wide ruled notebook.

"what if just a single smart person joined a police department?" is a common premise for a tv show.
realistically, "what if a real dumb guy joined a company?" is more common and relatable.

before it was discontinued, the papermate phd offered a dignified choice for the ergonomic pen shopper - you could pretend you were a scholar with a name like "phd". now i am choosing from pens marketed to arthritis sufferers.

pretty excited to try the tall items spray head accessory for my dishwasher tonight.

stan gets locked in an outhouse with a crescent moon cut into the door and they move the outhouse to the middle of a rodeo ring and when he opens the door you can see his boxer shorts with hearts printed on them and he has to run from the bull with his pants around his ankles.

they want stan to play the city slicker who sits on a horse backwards and eats his beans with an upside down spoon.

the 2026 garbage pickup calendar arrived today, no changes from 2025.

there's so many "most improved average" bowling belt buckles for sale, i wonder if anyone actually wore them.

watched a movie and someone made a snack that was a buttered baguette with some squares of chocolate inside with a glass of milk.

jay would like to be the cinematographer for your next standup special. he's going to film it entirely from outside the venue.

business idea: get some real cheap old cars and then just badge them as an special edition tied to a defunct retail operation. b. dalton edition toyota tercel. mervyn's edition plymouth sundance. you get the idea. i'm sure you can find someone who will pay for that.

a bunch of marks, like crayon scribbles, on a wall in rohmer's "a tale of springtime"

poorly masked paint job on a wall/door casing gosford park 2001

really like it when movies have interiors with walls that are kind of messy or less than perfect or use a hard wearing high gloss paint. the standard matte paint has to be touched up so often, t looks really inert when it's perfect.

top 10 mousepads for march 2026

i opened a package of fruit snacks and it was 7 grape ones and 1 apple one. really challenging start to my day.

finding someone that looks exactly like me. we start talking, we become friends. late one night, an idea is put forward: what if we put on a little weight and rode motorcycles? is guinness really going to check birth certificates?

does this count as a bridge? it's just an open barn placed over a ditch.

years ago i was waiting in an auto shop's lobby and it had good morning america on, a pop singer was a singing a song that sounded so close to the "it's always coca cola" commercial that i thought i was going insane. eden xo, "too cool to dance"

a movie about how the tidal wave of ticket barcode scanning technology fractures the family of a ticket stub tearer.

Yoko La Tengo

Brooks & Dunn & Yoko