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That's when I get the best vacation deals for myself and my surviving loved ones
Kash Patel is like if you squashed every lowest-rung desperate-to-impress beta in every frathouse in America into a single person
When asked to comment on the Iran War, Speaker Mike Johnson declined, saying this was the first he was hearing about it.
Back to this again.
The Canadian politicians and right wing media types who flirt with this bullshit have to be the biggest fucking marks in the history of fucking marks.
The correction fails to air the real footage or inform viewers what was different about it. It claims the error was inadvertent and pretends to honor the fallen service members, but at the end of the day Fox still doesn’t show or describe how they came home to spare Trump from its viewers’ scrutiny.
on threads jbpritzker posted a(n obviously fake) linkedin screenshot showing kristi noem is “open to work.” her title is listed as DHS Secretary (Former) | Public Speaker | Unlicensed Dog Euthanizer
holy hell
Correct. That Noem had become too toxic, even for this grifter administration, is quite a statement.
Also, "Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas"?!
These people can't even come up with a semi-realistic, fake-job title.
Does Markwayne have to share the jet bed with Corey too?
Our country's battle cry when the next pandemic comes
When you realize the vibe has shifted in real time.
For those who enjoy punting, this Super Bowl is your Super Bowl
I'm gonna have a big ol bag of chips and I don't look and sound like a desiccated meatball trying desperately to speak human English so whose diet is really working here?
"I'll have meat and yogurt," said the Health Secretary, his voice box rattling like a decaying wooden roller coaster. "It's healthier," he added, as his forehead skin exploded into black and maroon flowers of biotic rot and his nose slid off his face into his plate of raw chicken pieces.
When he's dead Evangelicals will go back to pretending they cared about the morality of politicians and I'm telling you it will be the most shameless shit you've ever seen
Because people like Bondi are attracted to power and *being in* power. They care about nothing else.
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
I’m still waiting for an election denier to explain why democrats didn’t cheat in 2016 or 2024 if they did it so easily and without detection in 2020
Hearing Greg Bovino has been carried off by a hawk
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
LETTERMAN: “.. CBS News is a wreck. It’s just gone. .. The integrity of CBS News .. has been trampled on, pissed on and eviscerated by these idiots that have taken it over.”
@letterman.bsky.social $PSKY
youtu.be/CHYksa07oQA?...
they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
Shaking hands the likes of which nobody has ever seen before.
Just rub it on whatever hurts
This is a very dangerous moment for the country and the world. A cornered rat will do anything to escape.
people hate the tariffs, the ICE raids, the troop occupations. all trump had to do to have a not-catastrophic presidency was ... not do those things!
but the thing they all have in common is that they are exercises in attempted dominance and he can't imagine any other way to relate to the world.
To be fair, the Catholic League has never had a problem with pedophilia
Amazing this did not work
Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
