Roo

On dawn patrol 😃

Out of office is on till the 6th lads

Falklands War. Counted them all out, counted them all back in.

Just 19 days until we’re all back at work!🥳🥳

Just heard Smooth Criminal on the radio.

MJ was a smooth criminal really, as he expertly tempted all those kids into his bed.
Makes you think.
#mj #michaeljackson #totp

Air-reeze is how I’ve always known it 🤷‍♂️

Is that in the Royal Opera House? Did a job there once and you could back an artic lorry into the lift there. Fkin massive

Caring for your elderly parent. Which is worse, the heartbreaking stuff or the frustration with family/care provision etc?

Endless whatsapp discussions for every decision can fuck right off

Yeah, lamps only round here

Calling tweets tweets - Remain
Calling tweets posts - Leave
Calling skeets skeets - Paedo
Calling skeets posts - Remain
Mastodon - Goth
Threads - UKIP

One of the great 90s songs. As an idiot teenager I broke up with my girlfriend by giving her a tape with this on as I couldn’t face telling her 😬 what a prick

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.

I get this, but I just go the bar anyway now. Too old to care. Have had some dirty looks though

Correct. Just won’t do at all.

Will anyone on here admit that they queue up in pubs?

As someone who knows whats what, I am having hot dogs for tea

This is my dog, Clive. He’s a boy, but he identifies as a dickhead

First: Levellers
Last: James
Next: The Frank and Walters

Today, I saw a man eat a bacon sarnie with a knife and fork.