White Worm

White Male Tales - The Cauc that Laid the Golden Eggs. The story of foolish European explorer who becomes the favorite pet of an African King.

Being locked inside one of these fiendishly clever devices is effective way of curing a white male of his ‘uppityness’.

Bobo is so happy that being a Black Man’s white dog means that he has a place in the BNWO.

The annual Reparations Rodeo was inspired by the first round-up of the county’s surplus and feral caucs.

Don’t be fooled by the diminutive size of a Pygmy Cauc Wrangler because what they lack in stature, they make up for in viciousness.

The crowd roars with laughter when whitebois run straight into one another in their mad dash to avoid the Cauc Wrangler’s lasso.

The Cauc Wrangler teases a whiteboi by spitting on the red-hot branding iron so it hisses like a rattlesnake.

Harness races are another popular event at the Reparations Rodeo. All the drivers are experts at pushing their caucs to their limits as they steer them around the track.

During the Whiteboi Round-Up, it’s every caucazoid for himself. It’s a great way for a town to rid itself of pale-faced troublemakers.

The crowd loves the part of the rodeo when Cauc Trainers use their loyal dogs to chase down terrified whitebois as they scramble madly about the corral.

Justice is seizing a white man’s property and turning him and his son into the neighborhood fuck station.

Folks love the spectacle of an expert cauc wrangler lassoing and hog-tying white devils one after another. Oh, how they cheer as he readies them for gelding and branding.

The whole community is excited when Whiteboi Rodeo comes to town. Folks love seeing the cauc wranglers in action. And it’s a great way to rid the town of pale-faced troublemakers.

Black History Month ends with the sons of the white man vowing to make amends for the wicked deeds of their ancestors.

During Black History Month, the sons of the white man do all the dorm room chores and provide sexual release so that the future Black leaders can focus on their studies.

During Black History Month, it’s an honor for a whiteboi to become the football team’s mascot.

A middle-aged cauc is worth a quarter the amount his sons are.

With each year a cauc loses value.

Students love holding a slave auction during Black History Month. It teaches whiteboys that their lives can be reduced to a monetary value and that some are worth more than others.

After Black History Month, young Black men are filled with a sense of purpose and a desire to get justice for their ancestors.

Well said brother.

Black History Month always ends with a seminar on how to deal with The White Male Problem.

During Black History Month, new and creative ways are found for white boys to freak out their fathers .

During Black History Month, white boys realize that the only thing they need to learn is how to serve.

During Black History Month, students debate on ways the white man should pay for his crimes.

During Black History Month, students love seeing a Cracker Control Officer put one of their white teachers through his paces.

Showing the World what we truly are

During Black History Month, whitebois learn what it feels like to be treated as a piece of livestock and put on display.

During Black History Month, the Black student teaches the white man a lesson.

Yes, and caucazoids were amazed how easily they were conquered.