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The elusive window pie

14.03.2026 14:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well shit

14.03.2026 13:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sleeping in a room right next to train tracks with an one window. It’s comforting.

14.03.2026 05:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mrs and I are spending the weekend in Hood River. Every time I think of the name I sing it in my head to the tune of Goldfinger.

14.03.2026 01:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This was also a quote from a local the first time I ordered fish tacos after moving to San Diego.

13.03.2026 16:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well played

13.03.2026 11:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“That’s good product.”

13.03.2026 03:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah, okay. I was going to ask if that was an app deal. Had to download one the other day for a similar situation.

13.03.2026 02:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is it easily visible, or tucked away?

13.03.2026 02:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Like an odometer?

13.03.2026 02:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think you gotta go with a roundabout

13.03.2026 02:44 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Howdy neighbor (from Oregon)

13.03.2026 02:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We’ll just have to do it bucket brigade style.

13.03.2026 02:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s probably best if the Taco Bell fairy just leaves it on the nightstand. Why take chances?

13.03.2026 02:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Stains

13.03.2026 02:21 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

By “chunky”, do you mean crunchy, the superior form of peanut butter?

13.03.2026 02:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Iran would fuck his shit up as he drops back to pass and the he’d just mope and glare at the tankers.

12.03.2026 22:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So, redbull

12.03.2026 14:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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12.03.2026 01:59 👍 88 🔁 15 💬 3 📌 3

The fuck?

12.03.2026 01:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You shouldn’t be

11.03.2026 22:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My wife is gonna murder me one day because every time she says the word smooth I yell OHHELSEFOHGETABOUDIT

It will be deserved and worth it

11.03.2026 00:49 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck. And that’s the solution? Might as well convince consumers to wear two pairs of underwear at once.

10.03.2026 22:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is this implying people don’t wipe their ass?

10.03.2026 22:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Minecraft Eve

10.03.2026 03:03 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Or at least give us some more interesting ones.

10.03.2026 02:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He is not

10.03.2026 02:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Butter pecan

10.03.2026 02:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Remote Peon”

10.03.2026 01:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

will remember jay as the person who deleted lexi alexander and link, worked hard to cut palestinians off from their one chance at survival, ignored the ongoing abuse of Black and trans users, and then when confronted about the whole thing said 'waffles'. and for that fugly no caesars shirt.

09.03.2026 21:16 👍 1668 🔁 546 💬 24 📌 6