Noem's one-minute $220 million ad cost more than nearly every film nominated for Best Picture at the upcoming 2026 Academy Awards:
* Frankenstein
* Marty Supreme
* Sinners
* Bugonia
* Hamnet
* Train Dreams
* Sentimental Value
* The Secret Agent
The three great loves of Mulder's life (other than Scully) are
-the paranormal
-being a perv
-violating the Fourth Amendment
Illustration of twelve bird friends, each labeled with a month from January to December
Your month, your bird friend!!
if i can make my next art-fic comic look like this consistently then I have made it in life ok see ya in a couple of months *salutes*
Hooray!
Many tidings on this blessed Mario Day ⭐ #marioday
The best advice I have for writers is: the harder you try to impress people with your prose, the worse your prose will be. Sit down and try to communicate honestly, you will find the places for your flourishes and metaphors that actually serve greater meaning rather than your own ego.
just saying: it's possible that "I'm gonna dramatically constrict my state capacity while plotting dramatic imperial expansion, and expanding my set of internal enemies while alienating most of my foreign allies" is the beginning of a world-historical masterstroke. but also possible that it isn't
Yes, those stores are fantastic for odds & ends like that
Pokemon Gogh
At some point we should realize that evangelical anti-semitic Zionism is a real thing.
Need to get all the Jews to Israel to trigger the return of Jesus. They support Israel not because they like Jews, but because they need Jews to die in order to launch Armageddon and fulfill Revelations.
#Florida county votes to oppose "incompatible" ICE detention warehouse in Orlando. Commissioners contended such a facility would strain water and sewer capacity, harm the area’s quality of life and dampen tourism. www.orlandosentinel.com/2026/03/10/o... via @ryangillespie.bsky.social
Old bird painting, still think it turned out neat
#crow #raven #bird #birdskull #skeleton #art #digitalart
Olives 🫒 #oilpainting #art
the new york times post captioned “here are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand
gotta be another way to do this
BREAKING: AL Gov. Kay Ivey (R) commuted the death sentence of Charles "Sonny" Burton, a 75-yo-old wheelchair user who, by the state's own admission, never killed anyone www.huffpost.com/entry/alabam...
A black and white cat sitting in a small cardboard box, patiently waiting for snacks
This is how Uni waits for his snacks :3
Yes. "They're not scared that Mamdani will be a bad major, they're scared he's gonna be a good mayor"
TIL Trump didn't bother to refill the strategic petroleum reserve last year when oil was dirt cheap. what can you even say www.ft.com/content/d546...
a drawing of a fairy with antenna wearing a robe and the page is decorated with squiggles and moss
Fairies are also goblins
‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’
‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’
‘Hello’ is not related to either.
Goodbye.
in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy
a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table
gambling monk, germany, 15th century
👀👀👀
“This changes nothing,” he snarled through kiss-bitten lips.
“It doesn’t,” she agreed. “It’s always been you.”
⚔️🌩️
Alaric and Talasyn’s story concludes in THIS SHATTERED TEMPEST, on US shelves October 6th in a deluxe first print run 💚🩵
Preorder ➡️ www.harpercollins.com/products/thi...
A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”
Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.
But now that I think about it, I don't think I've gotten any missionaries since then? Maybe they're not doing it as much, or I've been living in places that they don't visit? Wonder what it is 2/2
Like 15-16 years ago I used to get missionaries at the door fairly often. At the time I was living in FL in a tiny apt with a tiny baby. I would tell them I am not in the market for a religion, but happy to give them a snack & a water. They always took me up on it lol, had some interesting convos 1/
On the one-year anniversary of his detention by federal authorities, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani and First Lady Rama Duwaji welcomed Mahmoud Khalil, his wife Noor, and their baby boy, Deen, to Gracie Mansion to break the fast together.
Have this Rey to fight those Monday blues 😊
#starwars #reyskywalker #starwarsfanart
