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AKA Gaspar Lewis, among other online (not real) names; you'll never know all of them. Widely tolerated lowbie. Maybe we ate together once a decade ago? (Long Island)

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12.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 516 πŸ” 174 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.

We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

11.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 6097 πŸ” 2039 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 50

Even if all they did was knock a single food delivery bot over in Palo Alto I would be inclined to give them the W.

11.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Heh. I'd like to see them try. Go on. Make a go of it. I would like to see them try. If there was an attempt I would enjoy watching it. I would take great pleasure i-

11.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You little baby. You think I’m thrilled that all podcasts now have a fucking video component? Get a few extra fingers of Dippity Do in there and stop crying

11.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 1260 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Poster for Jon Stewart's 2010 Rally to Restore Sanity, which definitely achieved every goal it set forth.

Poster for Jon Stewart's 2010 Rally to Restore Sanity, which definitely achieved every goal it set forth.

Have fun... but be mindful of the mistakes of the past.

11.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I use Gemini when I'm bored β€” and it's better than doomscrolling It became my ultimate distraction

WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

11.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 5423 πŸ” 965 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 111
Thomas Dolby - Airwaves (From Brussels With Love) HQ
Thomas Dolby - Airwaves (From Brussels With Love) HQ YouTube video by Naked Tears Talk

[soulwaxianly] very fond of the downtempo demo version as well

youtu.be/lPpmcRDlyv8

11.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Common Thomas Dolby W

11.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 287 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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LFG!

11.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 1536 πŸ” 193 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 12

pretty anime boy: this is it.. this is the final battle!

lotus juice track in the background: they think im he-man, shit man, i don't know man, whatever man, james bond shit double zero seven i got the master plan

03.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 1634 πŸ” 702 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 7

MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz

10.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 2781 πŸ” 362 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 7

*windmilling arms*

About to make my way through the Strait of Hormuz. Wish me luck.

10.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Best case scenario is [LARGE ROAR OF PASSING TRAIN]

10.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 193 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Hello followers. If anyone here is an advisor for a universiy publication and/or knows about the organization called Copytrack, could you please ping me? I have a couple of questions. Thanks.

10.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Scrubs Review: I Am Afraid To Die The irreverent medical comedy returns to ABC.

My latest piece, originally written for The New Yorker but yanked before publication.

mindpalace.biz/p/scrubs-review-i-am-afraid-to-die

10.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Does he use Reggie Watts as his theme

10.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
White House denies US energy secretary's claim that navy escorted an oil tanker throuah Strait of Hormuz

White House denies US energy secretary's claim that navy escorted an oil tanker throuah Strait of Hormuz

We're governed my liars, knaves, and morons, an ongoing series

10.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Onion headline "Timothee Chalamet Under Fire for Dismissive Comments About Traditional Japanese Puppet Theater Form 'Bunraku'" was liked by Bernie Sanders.

The Onion headline "Timothee Chalamet Under Fire for Dismissive Comments About Traditional Japanese Puppet Theater Form 'Bunraku'" was liked by Bernie Sanders.

Bernie... thank you

10.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 6467 πŸ” 343 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 16

Lady please shut up and go hooooooome

10.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely photo and message of care for New Yorkers! I'm sure people are acting extremely normally about it!

10.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 360 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Long-time buddies Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were out for a pleasant van drive in Oklahoma when, all of a sudden, their lives would change.

10.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 9470 πŸ” 1902 πŸ’¬ 176 πŸ“Œ 38
Rico Charges @NoChorus
Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up.
5:49 PM β€’ Sep 29, 2021

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Rico Charges @NoChorus β€’ Sep 29, 2021
My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people who profess to like it.

Rico Charges @NoChorus Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up. 5:49 PM β€’ Sep 29, 2021 [replying] Rico Charges @NoChorus β€’ Sep 29, 2021 My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people who profess to like it.

01.01.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 280 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember this ad in Gamepro.

10.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 1501 πŸ” 559 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 7

"eww bluesky is the worst" i dunno, in my experience bluesky isn't the site where you get called the r-word by a stranger roughly once for every hundred likes one of your posts gets, it seems fine to me

10.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Mario 1993 Movie - $38.9 million box office

Mario 1993 Movie - $38.9 million box office

Mario 2023 Movie - $1.361 billion box office

Mario 2023 Movie - $1.361 billion box office

no greater testament to the fact that the general public are unthinking, artless hogs who deserve nothing

10.03.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 504 πŸ” 157 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 17

Everyone now knows what doxxing is - even US politicians use it. Now it's time to generalize the Toxx Clause

10.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

09.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 12608 πŸ” 2104 πŸ’¬ 616 πŸ“Œ 306