JessiEevee

Ya babes !! 💖🙂‍↕️

A photo of a workout summary on an Apple Watch reading total time 12 min 15 seconds, total distance .84 miles, average page 14’26”/mi

“if your friends randomly start running when they never ran before, check on them they’re probably mentally unwell”

Anyways babies first run today in probably 10 years went well 🏃🏼‍♀️

As a kid my mom always told me the importance of dental care bc she did not take care of her teeth so she wanted me to care for mine. I made a dentist apt today for the first time in 10 years.

You know when my 6 month follow up is? Her birthday.

Okay mom damn I’ll keep going 🙂‍↕️

Grief is weird bc the only reason I was able to quit smoking cold turkey is bc every time I smell a freshly lit cig I think of mom

One thing about me is I WILL be sliding up on your story and complimenting your outfit or whatever it is bc life is too short to not compliment people

We really got oblivion remaster before a new elder scrolls game that’s crazy

I wasn’t an iPad kid, I was a pink Nintendo DS girl 💅🏼

The itch the replay hollow night is REAL

Went to the chiropractor for the first time in years today and he said “I’ve never met someone as young as you with back muscles as tight as yours girl why are you so stressed” 🥲

all I got out of that direct was blah blah blah !!! silksong !!!

“I love watching your brain bounce around like the dvd logo” my fiancé to me just now

Sad cat thumbs up meme

Told myself I’m not allowed to color today until I fold my laundry and do my dishes

I just want to read books and color in coloring books and game with friends and eat good food and create art and make people laugh and be happy and pet dogs and save strays and live on a farm and grow my own food is that too much to ask

This feels relevant right now.

Nazis: "that's a nazi salute"

Historians: "that's a nazi salute"

Average person: "that's a nazi salute"

The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

Freedom of speech except for your self expression of gender. Y’all are really fucking stupid.

They will, they absolutely will have short term memory loss. It’s what they do.

How many times have you habitually opened tiktok since it shut down? 😭

heard the new switch got announced and my clit perked up

You ever randomly remember that pot pies exist? Like this shit slaps so hard

Thinking about infinity Nikki

Just remembered Pokémon pizza comes out this year!!!

I’m excited to be married don’t get my wrong but I’m also excited to have all my Internet friends in one room for a night from literally all over the country and to meet a lot of them for the first TIME 🥹

May the tears you cried in 2024 water the seeds you planted for 2025

Happy new year 🥂

You ever check insta and it’s showing you posts that are literally years old?? Anyways if I’m just now liking your posts that are old as shit mind your business ig 😭😂

A black and white photo of Jessi laying on white sheets on her side with one arm extended above her head and one hand on the bed in front of her. Her eyes and closed and she’s wearing a full face of bridal makeup with her hair curled.

Sharing the only photo I can here without posting tits and ass on main but I’m extremely happy with how my bridal boudoir turned out 🙂‍↕️🤭

Hey I promise I’m gonna be streaming again soon! Between working two jobs (one of which I am quitting very soon) and the holidays I’ve been POOPED

Just me and my heating pad against the world

Wait me TOO and also on my period like what entity did I piss off