10.03.2026 21:55
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Dan Burn's life just flashed in front of his eyes.... #nufc
Every time a dad has a paper bag. It’s the law.
Every U.K. job ad is like “we seek a dynamic, world-leading expert to care for priceless, load-bearing activities. Salary: £28,000 p.a.”
Apologies for the rain in the Newcastle/Gateshead vicinity, I hung washing out on the line yesterday. My bad.
Just spent all day trying to convert a string to a float but I've just cracked it.
Yeah, even Dan has tapped out of this one!
Anyone an absolute pro at MongoDB?
I feel like you've been watching me do my uni assignment....
And my whole assignment is on a NoSQL database 😵💫
Mine nearly all include 'in MongoDB' today
This one sprung to mind. I'm sure it's well known but probably a classic for a reason
ageofrevolution.org/200-object/f...
(Looks to camera)
“Why don’t you look for answers in Ma-anus?”
I'm ready for the second coming so Jesus can tell these fuckers how wrong they are.
Whenever dog owners do this to me and say 'They're friendly!' I usually respond with 'Yeah, mine's not!'. She is but gets wigged out by bigger dogs after a run in with a GSD with a shitty owner. They usually get them under control then
You can always tell the kids who just had to be reading _something_ at all times, because they know what Riboflavin is.
Nobody has seen the Loch Ness monster in forever either. Legend says that the worm lives under the hill
True
The Lambton Worm? It's got a song and a hill!
The specific area is popular with Newcastle United players. Probably belonged to a player
100% belonged to a Newcastle player.
The curling was tense. A well earned silver medal 🥈
Ha! Yeah except I was meeting a friend for some tennis and a cup of tea. And now I sound like a proper middle class lady what lunches instead of a jobless student.
What do you mean I went offline for a couple of hours and they arrested a member of the royal family?!
It really was! That last stone played by GB was perfection.
Those last couple of shots in the curling! Amazing! #TeamGB
Photo of Daniel Grassl
Photo of Daniel Grassl
Photo of Daniel Grassl
Photo of Daniel Grassl
My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
Oof, that figure skating final was rough
My husband just texted me there's a downhill skier called Breezy Johnson in the same year that the ski jumpers are in trouble for letting out the crotches of their suits and this cannot be true?!
