Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Retrograde Hallelujah Covers 2. Buried Bitmap Depot 3. Container Ship of Baby Dolls
MASINT #13136 from RASR-2 (TOP SECRET)
1. Retrograde Hallelujah Covers
2. Buried Bitmap Depot
3. Container Ship of Baby Dolls
he also wants you to know he's not mad, please don't put in the newspaper that he got mad
Every time I see news like this I am desperately fighting the urge to tell tech folks to learn to code.
Can’t believe nobody wanted to read the articles nobody bothered to write
guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies
Discworld QOTD, from The Light Fantastic
“‘All the shops have been smashed open. There was a whole bunch of people across the street helping themselves to musical instruments, can you believe that?’
‘Yeah,’ said Rincewind. ‘…Luters, I expect.’”
"Faster than a speeding bullet."
I love watching border collies work.
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
I am dedicated to living long enough to watch his entire empire collapse
A four-panel black-and-white comic strip titled “The Life of Sharks!” Panel 1: One shark tells another, “You’re so stingy with your food, all your pilot fish died of starvation.” Panel 2: The second shark replies, “Why would you say that? That’s so mean. Now you say something mean about me.” Panel 3: The first shark says, “Why would I do that? You’re my best friend!” Panel 4: Pulling back to reveal a large crowd of fish watching from below, the second shark says, “I swear, Donal, this is the last time we do a comedy roast battle.” Created by Christian Talbot, illustrated by Sophie Hodge (@thelifeofsharks).
You’re Doing It Wrong.
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
“We’ve made it, Warren! … The moon!”
“We’ve made it, Warren! … The moon!”
Never forget that President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho cared about his country and sought the counsel of the best and the brightest.
Unlike (gestures around 360°).
"I don't know what weapons the next war will be fought with, but the one after that will be with sticks."
"Because of nukes, right?"
"No, because we decided logistics was woke."
One neat trick to not break precedent
Millie Bobby Brown riding atop a crab of purples that closely matches her outfit.
celebs hailing crabs instead of cabs: thread
OH MY GOD THEY'RE DOING PANDEMIC LEVELS FOR FUEL
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
I have $10 for this fundraiser.
NEW: The DOJ spent weeks pressing Oklahoma for its voter rolls but never heard back.
The problem? The state never got the request — because the department was emailing the wrong address.
a while back a guy I knew was trying to justify having gone to Curtis Yarvin's wedding, and his girlfriend said "Don't you find him thrillingly contrarian' and I said 'That's how boring people excuse being racist'
I love all of these jokes equally
They're calling it Stupid Gallipoli
Not more efficient, but the Tatra/Kamaz pipeline would be a lot more spectacular.
Four-panel comic on a dark textured background featuring a fluffy black cat with very large round eyes looking directly at the viewer. In the first panel the text reads “You there,”. In the second panel it says “Yes, you.” In the third panel it says “Just know…”. In the final panel the cat’s eyes contain heart shapes and the text reads “I’m cheering for you.” The signature “purr.in.ink” appears in the corner.
I love doing long road trips, but commute on a small motorbike because doing it in the car makes driving less enjoyable.
An oil tanker approaches the strait of Hormuz, collects a gold star and passes through while safely invulnerable
I think I may have cracked it
can this be a solution?
Discworld QOTD, from Small Gods
Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.
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