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Somewhat of a curmudgeon. Gaming, Movies, Sandwiches, Novelty Hats. https://linktr.ee/philtrumpetrichor

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Sounds perfect.

04.03.2026 10:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, hello there. How is everyone? All going peachy?

04.03.2026 09:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Best I Could Manage, 2025 Edition.
The Best I Could Manage, 2025 Edition. YouTube video by Philtrum Petrichor

The best of my Youtube channel from 2025.

Not necessarily the best of all Youtube.

Not as good as that video with the hippo.

youtu.be/qn1D1pvlmSM

30.12.2025 14:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rudolph is out for my blood | SKINWALKER
Rudolph is out for my blood | SKINWALKER YouTube video by Philtrum Petrichor

youtu.be/D16SFlh9l4A

Oh deer.

15.12.2025 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Grandma is not a nice old lady | GRANDMA IS THAT YOU?
Grandma is not a nice old lady | GRANDMA IS THAT YOU? YouTube video by Philtrum Petrichor

youtu.be/ce0c2bgpISo

Stupid jumpscare made me burp

15.12.2025 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well. There we go.

youtube.com/philtrumpetrichor

25.11.2025 09:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Join the The Petrichord Discord Server! Movies, Video Games, Curmudgeonly opinions. | 94 members

I dont suppose any of you chatty gaming/movie nerds wanna join me on discord and help breathe some life into my server?

It's fun. I promise.

discord.gg/rDBghWgbnh

04.11.2025 07:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like a kiwi to me.

16.10.2025 10:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

The Frighteners
PG Psycho Goreman
Event Horizon
Braindead

Clearly my brain has a boner for Peter Jackson today.

16.10.2025 10:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
BLABLUBLAS Battle Royale Shooter is exactly as bad as you'd expect
BLABLUBLAS Battle Royale Shooter is exactly as bad as you'd expect YouTube video by Philtrum Petrichor

Not a labubu game. Nope

youtu.be/zmx-ltY5llU?...

08.10.2025 13:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thought this would make a good horror movie watch, and it turns out, not a horror movie.

I feel like I've been lied to by box art. Again.

02.10.2025 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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an elderly man says i love democracy ALT: an elderly man says i love democracy

Turns out The Green Inferno came through with a last minute victory.

Which is fine, i suppose.

01.10.2025 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Join the The Petrichord Discord Server! Movies, Video Games, Curmudgeonly opinions. | 94 members

For all of Spooky Season ill be hosting random horror movie watch parties on my Discord server at 10pm UK time

Last night was Clown in a Cornfield.
Tonight it'll either be Planet Terror or His Name Was Mormo.

Please join me, if you're cool and/or pretty.

discord.gg/rDBghWgbnh

01.10.2025 12:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Strangers franchise should have died after the first movie. Or at least after The Purge did a similar thing, but much better.

25.09.2025 10:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean heart

23.09.2025 09:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw The Fly II when I was much too young, before I saw The Fly. It's absolutely shit, but it holds a special place in my detached penis.

23.09.2025 09:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Host is fantastic. Do that.

23.09.2025 09:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tom Senya GIF ALT: Tom Senya GIF

I watched Clown in a Cornfield last night.

It was dumb, gory, not very scary and all the good bits were in the trailer.

7/10

23.09.2025 06:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Despite Amazon knowing my shopping habits and targetting all their product recommendations to me, I'm still getting menstrual and menopause product ads interrupting Prime Video.

I've not had a period in ages, and even then I think it was a kidney stone.

18.09.2025 20:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The event horizon special features are fried gold

18.09.2025 17:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Stuck in an Alien Time Loop! | DEAD RESET part 1
Stuck in an Alien Time Loop! | DEAD RESET part 1 YouTube video by Philtrum Petrichor

If you love horror and sci-fi, you'll probably enjoy this...

youtu.be/fmIOzpiK03M?...

#deadreset #youtube #horror

12.09.2025 13:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Champion, lad

05.09.2025 10:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By eck

05.09.2025 09:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ey up.

05.09.2025 06:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because if supervillainy made sense, we'd all be doing it.

05.09.2025 06:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Reacting to the 007 First Light Deep Dive #007firstlight
Reacting to the 007 First Light Deep Dive #007firstlight YouTube video by Philtrum Petrichor

youtu.be/3KLgRPSA2Uo?...

04.09.2025 05:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Only Boy in a Chinese Girls' School and I BEHAVE MYSELF
The Only Boy in a Chinese Girls' School and I BEHAVE MYSELF YouTube video by Philtrum Petrichor

youtu.be/41frq6kk9KU?...

02.09.2025 22:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Stuck In A Steamboat Willie Nightmare! | BAD CHEESE PS5
Stuck In A Steamboat Willie Nightmare! | BAD CHEESE PS5 YouTube video by Philtrum Petrichor

youtu.be/a7cdb6JP-jI?...

02.09.2025 22:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's way less depressing to talk about video games with foot fetishists than to just be angry about billionaires.

01.09.2025 11:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been hiding on discord away from all the angry politics

01.09.2025 09:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0