Whitley Birks

Maybe?? I’m dealing with a fuzzy memory but that one is closer than anything else I’ve found! Thank you @galatfemme.bsky.social !

*With the help of the dead employer’s student

My local movie theater won’t let teens see movies without a parent escort after 6. It’s fucking wild out here. At least our mall lets them in. For now…

I'll bet all eight figures neither one of them actually wrote it.

I think if I ate all those at once I would definitely not be awake anymore.

My latest "oh god, I'm old" moment is being faced with sharing a bunk bed and insisting on the bottom bunk and not the top one.

This feels like it's also devaluing making bad music. Like, not for sale, just for dancing around my house singing badly, which is hella fun.

Make more bad things that aren't for sale.

That would be the one. Although there was also some reading and scrolling mixed in there.

I mean....not Stardew specifically, but kind of...

Easy. I'm very quiet on here, lol.

...Narnia isn't supposed to have comprehensive worldbuilding that makes sense. It's 12 allegories in a trenchcoat.

Like, I don't mind re-imaginings that change that aspect, but that's not the same as saying it's a *failure* of the books.

Once had this happen where someone sent out to an entire division; the amount of reply-alls crashed the email server.

Alright I’m dressed like a hallmark hero and I’m in a small town. Where’s my jaded big city lawyer?

Any of Tim’s characters, but mostly:

I hosted an exchange student who is Muslim and I barely noticed going without pork....until Road Trip Breakfasts came up.

We were eating so many donuts. 😵

Soulbound Saga, Book one Dragon Rider by Taran Matharu.

There have been more but that’s the one I know came out 2024, the rest I can’t remember years 🤷🏼‍♀️

Sorry, baby. I love you

I MAINTAIN MY STANCE

I'M NOT WRONG THO

I pick option 3: influencer standing in front of a wings mural.

I love his Last of my Kind, too. Even Nevena admits that it’s good.

You are still not refuting my first point.

Yeah? And?

Me

False. The drinking coffee slice should be present and the same size in both pie charts.

At that number, is it a recommendation or just a buzzfeed list?

"This is my baby brother" and the brother is like a full foot taller is my favorite thing.

Extremely minor thing, but I miss seeing Tim Walz in the news.

Make ‘em flirt with a character I’ve already written a lot. Just open up a blank document and write their dialogue, craft doesn’t matter. By the end of a few pages the new character has gained a vibe and several traits at a minimum.

It's been a long time since a book left me laying on the floor after reading it, but The Bridge Kingdom series is sure getting the job done. 💙📚