Touhou Fun Facts

Fun Fact: You can think about Reimu Hakurei whenever you want, and no one can take that away from you.

Hisami Yomotsu's sprite from Touhou Juuouen ~ Unfinished Dream of All Living Ghost.

In Touhou Juuouen ~ Unfinished Dream of All Living Ghost, you can encounter a big, scary lesbian.

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Happy New Yuri! Kick off the new year the right way and look up "touhou girls making out sloppy" on your search engine of choice!

A screenshot of a boss fight against Mima in Touhou Reiiden ~ Highly Responsive to Prayers. Part of Reimu Hakurei's outfit has turned green.

Ditto, a close-up of Reimu's partially green outfit.

In Touhou Reiiden ~ Highly Responsive to Prayers, Reimu will sometimes turn green.

Satori Komeiji can read your gay thoughts.

Did you know? Fujiwara no Mokou's hair is white because she is old as fuck.

Your ability to dodge bullets is tied to the purity of your heart. Players with corrupted souls are destined to fail. Remember this.

I am thankful for Yukari Yakumo's big boobs.

Yuugi Hoshiguma just shattered my pelvis into a thousand tiny pieces.

I don't know. I'm scared.

Sanae Kochiya. She is purple.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Sorry, I don't know. It's a mystery.

And the yellow one? Her name is "Maurice".

Did you know? The red one is called "Reimu".

A screenshot from Touhou Chireiden ~ Subterranean Animism in which Marisa Kirisame says, "I think I'm sweating so much I'm losing weight."

All these women are gay.

A screenshot from Touhou Chireiden ~ Subterranean Animism in which Yuugi Hoshiguma says, "My weak point is fried beans, obviously."

Kogasa Tatara's artwork from Touhou Shinreibyou ~ Ten Desires.

Did you know? In both Touhou Seirensen ~ Undefined Fantastic Object and Touhou Shinreibyou ~ Ten Desires, you can encounter... Aaaaah!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!

As long as you believe in yourself, you too can have a love like ReiMari.

If you die in the game, you die in real life.

Sanae Kochiya's artwork from Touhou Seirensen ~ Undefined Fantastic Object.

This is Sanae Kochiya.

Fun Fact: Playing Touhou Koumakyou ~ The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil on easy mode will prevent the player from progressing past stage 5, locking them onto a bad ending in which Reimu is pelted with rotten tomatoes and gets called a "pussy".

An assortment of colorful Bakebake from Touhou Yumejikuu ~ Phantasmagoria of Dim.Dream.

Early Touhou games feature these wonderful little creatures known as "Bakebake". They are quite joyous, and they're like :P.

The real fun fact was the friends we made along the way!

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A screenshot from Touhou Kaeizuka ~ Phantasmagoria of Flower View in which Eiki Shiki says to Yuuka Kazami, "Terrorizing humans more. This is the good deed you can do right now."