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Carbon-based. ER doc in a the first life, FQHC UC in this second one. Rowing, MTBs, generalized lurching. She/her. "Official world elite champion of coming back from the dead like a motherfucker."

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Woah.

14.03.2026 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was it not horrifically squishy?

14.03.2026 22:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have adored @simon-rios.bsky.social since meeting years ago to talk about cyclists who nearly die but don't quite pull it off after drivers run into them, but I did loudly tell him something rude when he told us via WBUR that it "might snow Thursday night."

10.03.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't wait to hear what fantastic place this is and if they need more people.

10.03.2026 21:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is a sunny >65F on the (hopefully) tail end of a Boston winter and I just had an out-of-usual-context run-in with the annoying weird person from the dog park - wearing a "Charlie Kirk is Freedom" sweatshirt. Validation for my judgmentality is way off the charts this afternoon.

10.03.2026 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hard same. (Tore mine during multiple dislocations, if he can't cure it by rubbing roadkill meat on it, may he have the rehab process I did.)

10.03.2026 18:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shouldn't he be able to cure this naturally with beef tallow or something? (Bet HIS insurance isn't making him try PT first.)

10.03.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 47 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is one definitely very innocent and not at all deranged pooch.

08.03.2026 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New guy is definitely going in hard for his first few days. Clem approves.

08.03.2026 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, that's so sad. Good dude.

08.03.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dumb dogs are really really fun dogs.

05.03.2026 23:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank the gods that she was already given a replacement support blankie at the hearings.

05.03.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Minutes ahead of your time.

05.03.2026 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An... incident + minor PTSD from getting shot -> flouncing off a summer job driving a school bus.

05.03.2026 02:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was expecting a significantly higher amount of deranged.

02.03.2026 22:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a whole lotta dog in one room.

28.02.2026 15:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New side-eye guy, right? The one giving the Angus NSFW action was feeling left out, I guess.

28.02.2026 03:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Angus might be sad when that's over.

28.02.2026 03:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least one of the others got some nether ended licks there at the end, Angus really getting tag teamed.

28.02.2026 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He looks judgy and deranged, perfect! He and Angus are going to DESTROY you.

27.02.2026 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is 100% a disappointed human wearing a dog costume.

27.02.2026 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One good way to fill snow-narrowed sidewalks with tiny funny zombies is to park two ambulances with flashing lights half a block away from a day care/preschool at pick-up time. (Walking a dog past gets a few "doggie"s, but will mostly be oddly ignored.)

26.02.2026 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DM me if you need help understanding results or just need an ear

26.02.2026 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"wickid" but you're not from heyah so we undahstand.

26.02.2026 16:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or "Dunks"

26.02.2026 16:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good luck! May it be something not operative.

26.02.2026 16:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was a communal bottle, that would seem rude

26.02.2026 15:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You need something to soak up all the syrup.

26.02.2026 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think so, but I ordered two blueberry pancakes, not realizing that they were the size of the entire plate. And, obviously, jugs to buy and take home. Seems like an idea for a good homemade dish, as there's plenty of both sitting around..

26.02.2026 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last weekend, got to experience my first sugar shack season opening day with a bunch of folks! It was glorious. Can't recommend enough. Make sure you're near a bed for the post โ€“ huge pancakes and syrup crash a few hours later though. Wooooo)

26.02.2026 15:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0