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Currently Painter and Printmaker Ex-archaeology lecturer, saxophonist & singer Childless cat lady www.kazjonesart.co.uk

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At least, I think she wrote it, she may well have just nicked it from somewhere else, but she did used to write good stuff back then...

14.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can be a fearsome sight,
They wrinkle up their noses and in their wrath
They bite

14.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Blimey, this has brought back memories of a poem my schoolmate Seona wrote sometime in the mid-70s. It needs to be recited in your broadest Pam Ayres accent:

Oh look! A little bunny, a-hoppin' in his cage
How happy am I, Bunny, that you are not in a rage
For bunnies, when they're angry /1

14.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My husband said one of the ways he knew I was the 'one' was that, on one of our v early dates, I shamelessly farted in front of him. Rather sweetly, he said that he felt it meant I was relaxed enough in front of him to just let rip. I actually did it to test him, if he couldn't cope, he wasn't the 1

13.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I've said it before

13.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Him

13.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#totp I can't watch Julio Iglesias without thinking of that bloke in Kill Bill 2. You know the one, yes you do.

13.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

www.etsy.com/uk/listing/6...

13.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Schuh Brown Dallis Suede Stud Pixie Boots Buy Schuh Women's Brown Dallis Suede Stud Pixie Boots. Similar products also available. SALE now on!

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13.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He's not the only one...

13.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yay! Cockney Rebel!

13.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#totp Yay! Napoleon Dynamite!

13.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#totp Great video for this Supergrass song

13.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo . ALT: a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .
13.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#totp. Run, lads - it's the god-botherers again

13.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Oh hello - didn't see you there..."

13.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#totp Is she an Ozzie?

13.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#totp Haven't we just listened to this?

13.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone know how to build a guillotine?

13.03.2026 09:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

An article titled β€œDavid Bowie, 21st-Century Entrepreneur” by Jon Pareles was published in β€œThe New York Times” on June 9, 2002. Bowie said "Music itself is going to become like running water or electricity." So Altman's not even original.

13.03.2026 09:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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No, seriously, he was a lovely boy

11.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The much-missed and usually very handsome Henry (to be fair, he'd just sneezed here)

11.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's famous athlete Tyson Homosexual all over again

11.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My mum's been gone since 2022 - I miss her every day. Ludmilla Jane Taylor #Mums26

11.03.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says β€œthey’re having problems with their economy again.”

A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says β€œthey’re having problems with their economy again.”

This is from 1975.

11.03.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 7001 πŸ” 2522 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 63
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 25492 πŸ” 6927 πŸ’¬ 224 πŸ“Œ 429

Ooh, that foil must've wreaked havoc on her fillings!

09.03.2026 10:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Typical, here's me thinking I'm going to have a quiet weekend and then my great grandmother's amulet starts glowing.

07.03.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

So Peter Cook’s to blame for *waves hand* all this. I bloody knew it!

07.03.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Massive Attack temporarily changed their name to "Massive" in 1991 due to the Gulf War, as the BBC and radio stations pressured them to avoid any implication of supporting military conflict.

06.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0