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Eagerly awaiting the Transformers the Basics episode on that one bag of McDonalds chips as what turns into a bloke

#Glasgow

There is a stunningly beautiful recycled art installation in Partick Trinity church. It’s uplifting and calming. You’ll feel better for seeing it.

Today is the last day it’s open to the public. 4pm - 7pm.

Get down there and support the artists and warm your soul for a bit.

See also: The Matrix, Starship Troopers, and The Hunger Games

Bonus: Secret Empire

I didn't dislike the politics in the prequels, I just thought they were hamfisted and over obvious. Turns out I was wrong about that, and they probably could have been even more blatant and folks still would have missed the point.

I gotta say this war has led me to believe that 95% of military spending in the US just goes to defense contractor shareholders and nothing else. Like what do you mean the US just decommissioned its only mine defusing boats in the gulf and there’s no replacements?

Yeah probably something like that. The old joke about USB not really being universal comes to mind.

a cartoon of a man drinking from a green pitcher Alt: Fry Phillip from Futurama drinking from a green pitcher of coffee, a coffee cup with the number 100 appears, Fry is shown glowing and turning confidently.

I think they did a documentary on that once.

A robot in the form of a book with '2026' in the top right of the front cover. Halfway down is a clasp with a keyhole that wraps around the outer edge to keep it locked shut. The robot has two banded legs at the bottom, one of which is stretched out as if aiming a kick and it has a pair of very angry-looking eyes (but no mouth).

475) Diarybot. Keep your private musings safe with this security-conscious robot. If the tamper-proof lock isn't deterrent enough, it can deliver stern looks, little kicks or, failing that, it can just run and hide. #SmallRobotsRemastered

Loudly shaming people used to be the unwritten law of the land. It needs to be so again.

Not sure how you're using it to access the music but way too many devices supporting USB only support FAT32. So if that's a use case you have you might have intentionally formatted the drive in a way that doesn't support large files at some point.

Alt text:
George Lucas is standing by a window. The large slats of the blinds are open, letting sunlight illuminate his face. His arms are crossed, and the expression on his face indicates that he's half past done with your shit

Asking your friends or even your teachers to call you by a different name and pronoun has lower stakes. Worst case scenario, you're leaving all those people behind forever in a few years. Not so with family.

Teens aren't stupid. They know this.

Like fuck man. I had a mini-panic attack just reading that. DO NOT USE an automatic translation machine for legal documents jfc.

Yeah I dabble in man now and then.

Handy tip for cis folk, we aren't an idea, like freedom or liberty, we are actual flesh and blood people. So if you're going to write a thread about us, make sure you get a trans friend to read it first, and if you don't have a trans friend, ask yourself why the fuck not and stop writing about us

Ezri: It was a cult Garak

Garak: It’s not a cult

Ezri: Yes it is. Everyone was smiling. It’s creepy.

Ezri: It was a cult Garak
Garak: It’s not a cult
Ezri: Yes it is. Everyone was smiling. It’s creepy.

it follows, then, that consuming 2000 to 3000 milligrams a day will make you immortal

I'm just here because it's a reference to how long a fortnite is.

I'm so disappointed when I see really cool artwork in a post and go to share it l, only to realise it doesn't have alt-text. Because then I don't share it. And I want to share cool art with people. Please add alt-text to any images you post. You can even enable in-app reminders to help you remember.

That's so cool.

Inside you are two lesbians.

Neat, huh?

Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

Does the dog have a name, if not I propose Jason, Jason Waterfalls.

If you put waterfalls in your game and there are no caves behind any of them, your game is instantly worse than it could have been

I don't make the rules

Quite literally the entire way you and likely most people in your society define this entire region is rooted in the strategic imperative for the dominant imperial power to keep these sea lanes open and this fucker just closed them thinking bombing Tehran would be a three-hour tour

In terms of common words that rhyme but would be difficult to use together in a song or poem it's hard to beat babies and rabies.

Is it too early to submit nominations for 2026 WoTY @americandialect.org ?

Time and again, companies make it clear they think they're owed access to us. They think it's their right to take our art, our writing, our photos, our actual identities, and use them for whatever purpose they want (including forcing AI features built on that theft into software against our wishes).