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@dykefag

Ph.D. in Dykeology, B.Sc. in Fag Studies, with a minor in Tinfoil Hat. Autistic savant of performing hot woman cosplay (they/them) 💕 https://bsky.app/profile/peepeepoopoo.bsky.social

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13.11.2024 20:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s right

13.11.2024 18:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Need to Elf Out with them

13.11.2024 18:39 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Getting called a beautiful couple at Holt Renfrew is so funny/cute. Like yeah the makeup is by me, styling by me, hair by me… but the gorgeous woman beside me? She was born with the it factor

13.11.2024 18:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Do they let you dyke out on here? G-d I hope so

13.11.2024 18:35 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
01.10.2023 15:12 👍 94 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 0

I wanna make boeuf bourguignon….

01.10.2023 11:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In a different life, I’m a lesbian culinary chef with a complicated borderline-sexual attachment to my mentor and a drug habit

01.10.2023 11:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Oh, that thing! How lucky we have a graphic about it. Wish it was more grammatically correct, though.

30.09.2023 16:26 👍 12 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

Watching all of Boardwalk Empire might heal me

01.10.2023 00:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

An hour of stewing down veggies and all I got was ONE CUP of stock. Which will go in the vegan Thai red curry tomorrow

01.10.2023 00:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Egg fried rice

Egg fried rice

Vegan mushroom broth

Vegan mushroom broth

Made egg fried rice and mushroom stock tonight

30.09.2023 23:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Good afternoon my head fits in this piece of styrofoam

30.09.2023 18:13 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

People love to post a photo of a guy who’s literally just Jewish and over 35 and say “why does he look so haunted”

30.09.2023 15:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what

29.09.2023 15:03 👍 6118 🔁 1628 💬 87 📌 182
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This statue marks where Buccee was finally gunned down by law enforcement. It does not commemorate his life, but the lives of those who died in the pursuit to stop him.

29.09.2023 17:26 👍 589 🔁 164 💬 9 📌 2

It’s gotta be Rush but it circles around again and becomes cool

29.09.2023 15:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
feinstein -- assad must go assad -- who must go?

feinstein -- assad must go assad -- who must go?

29.09.2023 13:48 👍 27 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 1

The confederate flag is flying at half mast today

29.09.2023 13:06 👍 258 🔁 43 💬 1 📌 1

I love it, but the wife hates it LOL. It’s a grand division for many gays

14.08.2023 18:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay true I gotta watch more Kurosawa films

10.08.2023 15:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Folx what are some of your fave movies to show people who haven’t seen a lot of movies? Like any genre, but mainly classics or like film canon?

10.08.2023 14:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Chartreuse Spice

29.07.2023 17:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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If I were a spice gxrl I would be Italian Spice and Juliana would be Wife Spice

29.07.2023 17:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m a homeowner again (a home-o)

29.07.2023 01:26 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m at a friend’s charity park concert rn and it’s basically a queer hangout

17.07.2023 01:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Listening to TrueAnon in my basement. Happy Sunday

16.07.2023 14:49 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Accidentally introduced my mother to Maoist Standard English and now my life is hell

16.07.2023 13:50 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0