President Barbie

It is a burden I proudly carry so no one else has to.

Now why would they say that man is too tall when anyone can go on Al Gore’s internet and look up the height of current West Point Basketball players (and past players who are actively serving)?

I immediately looked up the West Point Basketball team roster and what do you know they have someone that height

Also I finally got one of those cute little voting stickers in person! Absentee ballots could never.

Naw I didn’t I just wanted to see what they’d say.

First time voting in person because I’m not longer in the military and man I messed up my ballot the first time. When I redid my ballot I walked to the table and was like “you’re never going to believe this” and they were like “you messed up again?!?!”

Saying things like “no stupid rules of engagement” is so sickening.

You know I feel different with my DD214 but it’s really irritating me that my peers about to be used as cannon fodder.

I ain’t feel right about her acting like he was crazy for saying marriage wasn’t at the top of his mind. Like lady you hiding that man and have him as your sneaky link and are OFFENDED that he didn’t immediately propose to you

The tea he was having 👀

These people are so incredibly stupid.

I don’t think it’s weird. I think Anthropic knew some sh*t and wanted zero pet in what was about to happen. The Friday deadline was tied to their preplanned timeline and they wanted Anthropic to rollover.

Shout out to the person who told me to buy Rolls Royce stock when it cratered during covid. I’ll never forget you.

Did you also repost the song “Ballad for Dictators” with the lyrics “Dictators used to be hot…years later now they are not” …with all three parts?

HR: “Did you say and I quote “State of my Ass” in your Bluesky post about the SOTU address?”

Literally one of the few times it’s clutch to be from Fayetteville iykyk

Darn auto correct MJ*

Also just happy because I know it’s going to p*ss off nascar that MAJ’s team won

Right?!?

The article didn’t go into detail about why he got booted before coming back. It just was like “that’s a story for another time.”

Thinking about how the Army scrubbed my why I joined story because of “woke” or whatever but my Alma mater just featured someone’s story who *checks notes* got booted for an honor violation where he said someone in his family died and it was actually his CAT!

Okay that was a beautiful set

I’m sure Bush is keeping his trap shut because he’s actually stoked to not be considered the worst president of the 21st century.

Convinced my dad is plotting against me because he fed my toddlers cookies before nap time.

Mr. cashew from the Proud Family Movie

Idk. Wondering if it’s a glitch after the update.

I deleted TikTok over a year ago and my husband just asked me if I’m back on because TikTok said that I am…

Weird that Ronaldo’s wife attended Melania’s screening at the WH.

Anyone else concerned about the fact that they not only let a murderer go but reassigned him to god knows where else? There’s a killer on the loose.

By cooked I mean that there’s nothing that will move the needle for most of the supporters. They will ignore what they see with their own eyes for the comforts of falsehoods from the admin.