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Alister Robbie

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editor, camera nerd, brewer, marketing type person. Still trying to have fun amidst the chaos. Melbourne / Naarm, Australia

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Bendigo Writers Festival in damage control, report recommends one-year break Council officers recommend a one-year hiatus for the Bendigo Writers Festival to work on repairing the reputation of the event.

ABC manages to have an entire article about #Bendigo Writers Festival trying to enforce a Zionist gag on criticism of Israel, without ever using the words Palestine, Gaza, Israel or genocide.
"significant world events" A new journalistic low. #auspol

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...

13.12.2025 08:06 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me angrily bouncing up and down outside the window of a corporate office holding up a sign that says, "It Doesn't Fucking Work."

13.12.2025 07:10 πŸ‘ 245 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
Coffee

Coffee

Lunch? I haven’t made it past my first coffee yet.

11.12.2025 20:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
09.12.2025 01:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

06.12.2025 14:45 πŸ‘ 12608 πŸ” 4475 πŸ’¬ 118 πŸ“Œ 501

this really highlights an extremely important but oft overlooked aspect of the film industry: vomit hose guys need support, too

02.12.2025 16:05 πŸ‘ 344 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6
A movie marquee advertises for the films Nuremberg in Zootopia 2

A movie marquee advertises for the films Nuremberg in Zootopia 2

really went dark for the sequel

28.11.2025 17:41 πŸ‘ 13922 πŸ” 2149 πŸ’¬ 155 πŸ“Œ 146

Same but for any restaurant that uses AI images of their food (including a few well reviewed, high end places in nyc)

28.11.2025 17:02 πŸ‘ 463 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4
Coffee machine ad

Coffee machine ad

When you think a coffee machine ad is actually a camera ad, it’s time to disconnect.

24.11.2025 11:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Adjusted for DSQ?

23.11.2025 08:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And something about Lando’s fuel, or was thst just paddock rumour?

23.11.2025 08:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you think commenting on someone’s appearance, let alone their child’s is fair game, you need to take a long hard look at your pathetic life, asshole.

You’re no prize pony

23.11.2025 08:36 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it

Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive

me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on

Caveman Therapist: wheel?

19.11.2025 22:24 πŸ‘ 1084 πŸ” 281 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

What I said bsky.app/profile/fabi...

18.11.2025 10:59 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent news.

18.11.2025 06:57 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

From time to time, I’m pretty sure we’ve had a snake in the roof. It was able to connect with the mice on our behalf.

18.11.2025 12:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, and it starts with Rose Rouge. Perfection! πŸ₯‚

13.11.2025 04:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In reality, I’ve been waiting 18 years to deploy that clip. Thanks for providing the perfect opportunity. πŸ‘

13.11.2025 04:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t understand what you’re talking about. This Brawndo economic report says it’s what plants crave

12.11.2025 14:12 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

12.11.2025 14:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWouldn’t you like to four score with me?” πŸ₯‚

12.11.2025 14:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well played

12.11.2025 14:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Girls's Costume Warehouse
Girls's Costume Warehouse YouTube video by Dropout

This feels more relevant than ever.

youtu.be/V4rUiV_Hh74?...

12.11.2025 14:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not sure F1 could handle that much fabulous.

08.11.2025 01:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect track.

08.11.2025 01:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seems about right. It’s gotten pretty steep since you left.

04.11.2025 23:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

LAWYER: where were you on the night of the murder

ME: in the desert

LAWYER: and who were you with

ME: a horse

LAWYER: and what is the name of this horse

HORSE: (from back of courtroom) *does throat cut motion*

ME: uhhh he didn’t have one

11.02.2025 04:40 πŸ‘ 2275 πŸ” 454 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 9

i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris

01.11.2025 02:21 πŸ‘ 11120 πŸ” 1194 πŸ’¬ 156 πŸ“Œ 53