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Apparently I'm now a racist because I don't care for Kendrick Lamar.

Go Birds!

Hey #RecoveryPosse I'm a day late as usual but I just hit 10 years yesterday and thought y'all should know that if an idiot like me can do it, so can you.

Pretty ballsy for IHoP to air commercials here, in Waffle House country.

In the middle of all this anger and negativity on social media, I'd just like to let y'all know that I still have my 5 star Uber passenger rating.

Here's a reminder that my congressperson Nancy Mace was a DEI admission as the first woman to graduate from The Citadel.

If you’re in line to climb a grease pole, stay in line

I'm happy as a clam that the #Eagles are going to the Super Bowl but can I get the cherry on top Brandon Graham healthy for the game? #GoBirds

Found the Mach .5

This is the worst Waffle House ever

Broke down and brought our outside feral cat in because of the cold. The inside cats are NOT taking this well. Picture added for the #cattax

It's princess day at my local minor league hockey game so I guess @emmascott.us is probably here too.

I took an almost 2 week break from social media and I feel great! I learned that I have a wife, her name is Jenn and she has a list of things to work on around the house...

Haven't smelled it in almost 10 years though... 🤣

The war on Christmas was fought and won already.

I can't believe I have to go to separate huts for pizza and sunglasses.

It's funny how my tastes change as I get older. I used to hate brussel sprouts but now I hate people.

Got icing on my face from Christmas baking. Call that bu-cookie

Santa Claus uses foreign elves to make his toys! It's time to bring those jobs back to America. Huge tariffs coming for the North Pole!

Your secrets are safe with me, I probably wasn't even listening.

The secret to youth is to convert your age into Celsius.

Let's argue

So do cast iron pans go on the top or bottom shelf of the dishwasher?

Y'all have posts with hundreds of likes.

I have hundreds of posts with ones of likes.

It took me a long time to escape that and I do what it takes to steer clear of that path. #odaat

Looks like Bryce Young has had a case of the McNabbs

The Eagles sure do play down to their competition every week and it's maddening.