At my desk: “wow I’m really sleepy I should probably go to bed!”
In bed: “wow I’m incredibly fucking awake now!”
My 300 pound homunculus who recently gained free will by drinking the blood I left in the bathroom after cutting myself shaving, about to kill and eat me the moment I fall asleep: “damn!”
Big stretch, big yawn! 😴 Rainier the wolverine is starting his day in the coziest way possible. Wolverines may look fluffy, but they’re tough, powerful animals. #WorldWolverineDay
📹: Keeper Wendi
the little peregrine
Weed before beer?
You're in the clear.
Beer before Weed?
You face the sneed.
Can’t stand this fucking thing
Catholic Mario Hints
balenciaga cap being sold on grailed, with the seller recieving the first message from a potential buyer on april 16 reading: "I'm super fat can you do 200 man?" and the second message on april 30 reads: "I gained another 20 pounds please man"
Bleed elsewhere, prey.
I love sneasel…..
thinking about her
YESSSSS DUDE YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH
*thinking up an entirely new concept* im kinda like if a guy was a girl
i think my life would improve drastically if i started attacking people with a sword
me: i sure wish there was a big long wood instrument for me to blow air into
the humble didgeridoo:
sometimes i catch myself laughing like pops and i have to lock in and knock it the fuck off
Primal hunter
every trans woman I follow: is there anyone out there who wants to run a thick schizophrenic tgirl through with a sword while she infodumps about 19th century sailing innovations
every cis gay I follow: when he wears a crop top >>>>>
sapphic tw with HRT date in bio: is anybody else squicked out by all the fetishization of girls in their 30s? :/ getting chasery vibes from my lex date im clicker training
gay boy whose bio is “declared missing 8/13/26”: imagine getting groomed on discord and he sends you the wumpus wave sticker
a silhouetted young girl leads a massive (like really massive) black dog/wolf over a sharp red landscape and a black sun
pet
might enable noclip soon, just a heads up to everybody
They call him the Demon of the Road. No one’s been able to keep up with him. Truly he has ice in his veins for maintaining the speeds he hits. If you race against him, you’re putting your life into your hands.
“fuck you, white boy. fuck you”
i hate working until my weird ass schedule aligns itself so i have a bunch of days off in a row and i start decomposing rapidly
2014 thing i still kinda like
