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"Are now, or have you ever been, Woke?"

Senator J Mccarthy.

If you are aware onyone with good mental, rest assured that they are lying.

#MentalHealtjAwareness

This monkey can fuck right off.

Make Bad Art.
Send Us Pics.
NOW

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Nonsense Monkies "We're not longer a Christian country!"

Oh, really. So why do the *Easter* Bank Holiday*S* keep on changing date???

You are only as good as the last person you inspired.

Our share price has stayed stable through all of this, as has the resale value of our products.

Financially, we are your best portfolio investment after lead paint.

We respect all our customers as people, not just things that give us money, and honestly hope they all have a very nice day.

The drinks are here! Time to get working on more content.

No trauma
Only vibes

Remember when we could just make jokes about the futility of existence and the fleeting fragility of happiness?

Good times.

Anyway: Nazi Lives Don't Matter.

To all the excited attendees going to a convention this weekend, please remember that you are the product being sold.

The worst is yet to come, but we promise we are working hard on it.