Luckily the longest running British tv show is 12 episodes total
Stooooop I was supposed to be wasting my tax return on this by now
Youβd think grifting all these big money types for this long would get himβ¦ you knowβ¦ settled by one of them. We yearn for him to run afoul of Michael Clayton-esque cadre of cleaners
We live in money plane now
You got any stuff that doesnβt suck?
This one or the one after?
CNN will now suck out loud in an exciting new manner
New season lionizing George Hearst
It seems like you could smell when he enters the building and make your escape
A lot of my recurring nightmares involve crazy shit happening with my teeth
My most controversial film take is that I like Godfather more than Godfather 2
βSee all that stuff in there Homer? Thatβs why your robot never worked.β I dunno why, possibly the cheerful line delivery
You got any ideas for articles that arenβt stupid? Maybe try some of those
The google version of this is fittingly that crummy movie about Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson trying to be interns
He looks like something is βtearing intoβ his asshole in this photo
This fucking dork has a real humiliation fetish
This fancy chocolate tastes like toxic dirt, exquisite!
βItβsβ¦ uhβ¦ is musky a flavor?β
In fact, he encouraged it
Rats
Ski jump demolition derby
Gambling is to be treated as investing - a fixed system only benefitting the house
Cream
darren does it again
This guyβs character arc end with his assuming the mantle of the Loathsome Dung Eater
What an amazing company
Brothinkshesontheteam.jpg
Youβre on to something here, Elon might be Batboy
They should make a battle-pass season pass for like $749, that would fix the industry in a jiffy