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Sinister lurker. Occasional lame riffer.

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11.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Luckily the longest running British tv show is 12 episodes total

11.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Stooooop I was supposed to be wasting my tax return on this by now

11.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’d think grifting all these big money types for this long would get him… you know… settled by one of them. We yearn for him to run afoul of Michael Clayton-esque cadre of cleaners

07.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We live in money plane now

05.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
You got any stuff that doesn’t suck?

You got any stuff that doesn’t suck?

02.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This one or the one after?

28.02.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

CNN will now suck out loud in an exciting new manner

26.02.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New season lionizing George Hearst

26.02.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

It seems like you could smell when he enters the building and make your escape

26.02.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of my recurring nightmares involve crazy shit happening with my teeth

25.02.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My most controversial film take is that I like Godfather more than Godfather 2

24.02.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSee all that stuff in there Homer? That’s why your robot never worked.” I dunno why, possibly the cheerful line delivery

24.02.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You got any ideas for articles that aren’t stupid? Maybe try some of those

24.02.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The google version of this is fittingly that crummy movie about Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson trying to be interns

24.02.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He looks like something is β€œtearing into” his asshole in this photo

22.02.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This fucking dork has a real humiliation fetish

21.02.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This fancy chocolate tastes like toxic dirt, exquisite!

21.02.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIt’s… uh… is musky a flavor?”

19.02.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In fact, he encouraged it

18.02.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rats

17.02.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ski jump demolition derby

17.02.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gambling is to be treated as investing - a fixed system only benefitting the house

17.02.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cream

14.02.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

darren does it again

13.02.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This guy’s character arc end with his assuming the mantle of the Loathsome Dung Eater

12.02.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What an amazing company

12.02.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brothinkshesontheteam.jpg

12.02.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re on to something here, Elon might be Batboy

12.02.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They should make a battle-pass season pass for like $749, that would fix the industry in a jiffy

11.02.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0