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The same one that makes Romeo and Juliet a great romance

David Lynch in the filming set speaking in the megaphone. He says “Okay, let's try that again, but this time good.”

Here’s to 2026

I think the weather's lookin' pretty shitty today :3

I cannot believe how effective you are at making me passionately hate you, you have a gift

Dress for the job you want (Bog Witch) not the job you have (Regular Witch)

do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”

I accidentally went and got dinner at 4:50 this afternoon/evening. Not upset but also like, it was SUPER early for eating Dicks.

It was definitely A Thing

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

Failure to return the shopping cart to one of the cart returns if you are able is a sign of someone who does not value the social contract.

SLEEPTOBER 2025 COMING IN CINEMA NEAR YOU

Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge

Potato leek creeeeew

If everyone who wanted to get raptured actually did I feel like it'd be a real net positive on humanity. Don't threaten me with a good time

oh i can SMELL those videos 😍 I love being up north in Seattle now but there's something magical about the Sierra foothills in September.

Claiming that routine immunization requirements for school are an issue of parental rights dehumanizes children. Kids have intrinsic rights just as anyone, and parents are obligated to provide the best care possible for them. That includes providing them with indicated medical interventions.

“So what if he disagreed with you, he didn’t deserve to die”

But he thought I did.

This isn’t disagreement. It’s someone who was not only opposed to my existence but was called a good and faithful servant by the church for doing it.

I don’t have to mourn that. And asking me to is violence too.

On one hand, reducing car use reduces urban pollution.
But on the other, everyone likes it and cities become more livable

"Last year there were ten murders in the NYC subway system, with well over a billion total rides taken. During the same time period, there were 253 traffic fatalities in New York City. One person dead every day and a half. Cars? Those things are fucking dangerous."

Perpetually avoiding the permanent press button on the washing machine out of fear that it will fold my clothes wrong, forever.

She loves to do that. Hope you had a ton of fun up here!

*waves from the northern third of the line* have fun!

Two Duskwight Elezen women about to kiss wearing summery clothes

My partner and I are both Duskwight and it rocks

A digital drawing of a maneki neko with a candle wick on its head. It’s flipping the bird and holding an upside-down framed picture of a cute devil in a frame with cracked glass. Big, hand-drawn text above it says “be gone evil” and small text below says “go away evil.” It’s surrounded by blue stars and text that says variations of “go away evil” and good fortune only.”

a spell against evil
#art

People are gonna “parents these days” this and I *promise* nearly all of us want our kids to be able to do this, but between shitty infrastructure and Dana 3 houses down calling CPS every time a child laughs too loud, I assure you it’s very much not up to us.

Take this as your sign to primary every appeasement-obsessed do-nothing motherfucker who looked at you sideways, gang.

A sign at Seattle burger staple Dick's Drive-in reading "Temporarily Out Of Meat Sorry - Dick's" The image is saved on my laptop as dickspicnomeat.jpg

Today's sad six word story

Fuck that. Please, please let us know if we can help with anything <3 *hugs*