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My favorite is Batzarro, whose thought bubbles say the exact same thing as his speech bubbles.

Him am world's worst detective.

12.03.2026 12:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Burlington VT police choose sides against the people of Burlington.

12.03.2026 12:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
THE 11 SEASONS OF OREGON

WINTER
FOOL'S SPRING
SECOND WINTER
SPRING OF DECEPTION
THIRD WINTER
MUD SEASON
ACTUAL SPRING
SUMMER
FALSE FALL
SECOND SUMMER (1 WEEK)
ACTUAL FALL

THE 11 SEASONS OF OREGON WINTER FOOL'S SPRING SECOND WINTER SPRING OF DECEPTION THIRD WINTER MUD SEASON ACTUAL SPRING SUMMER FALSE FALL SECOND SUMMER (1 WEEK) ACTUAL FALL

THE 11 SEASONS OF WISCONSIN

WINTER
FOOL'S SPRING
SECOND WINTER
SPRING OF DECEPTION
THIRD WINTER
MUD SEASON
ACTUAL SPRING
SUMMER
FALSE FALL
SECOND SUMMER (1 WEEK)
ACTUAL FALL

THE 11 SEASONS OF WISCONSIN WINTER FOOL'S SPRING SECOND WINTER SPRING OF DECEPTION THIRD WINTER MUD SEASON ACTUAL SPRING SUMMER FALSE FALL SECOND SUMMER (1 WEEK) ACTUAL FALL

MASSACHUSETTS ACTUALLY HAS 12 SEASONS

WINTER
FOOL'S SPRING
SECOND WINTER
SPRING OF DECEPTION
THIRD WINTER
THE POLLENING
ACTUAL SPRING
SUMMER
HELL'S FRONT PORCH
FALSE FALL
SECOND SUMMER
ACTUAL FALL

MASSACHUSETTS ACTUALLY HAS 12 SEASONS WINTER FOOL'S SPRING SECOND WINTER SPRING OF DECEPTION THIRD WINTER THE POLLENING ACTUAL SPRING SUMMER HELL'S FRONT PORCH FALSE FALL SECOND SUMMER ACTUAL FALL

MARYLAND'S 12 SEASONS

WINTER
FOOL'S SPRING
SECOND WINTER
SPRING OF DECEPTION
THIRD WINTER
THE POLLENING
ACTUAL SPRING
SUMMER
HELL'S FRONT PORCH
FALSE FALL
SECOND SUMMER
ACTUAL FALL

MARYLAND'S 12 SEASONS WINTER FOOL'S SPRING SECOND WINTER SPRING OF DECEPTION THIRD WINTER THE POLLENING ACTUAL SPRING SUMMER HELL'S FRONT PORCH FALSE FALL SECOND SUMMER ACTUAL FALL

NEARLY EVRE PART OF UR EMPIRE HAS THIS NEARLY IDENTICAL MEME AS IF IT IS COMPLETELY UNIQUE 2 THEIR REGION.

IT IS NOT UNIQUE 2 UR REGION EYEM SORRY THE TRUTH HAD 2 BE TOLD

11.03.2026 23:50 👍 43 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0

Also $50 says the app version will not be searchable and will have no TOC. Hell it might not even have real text, just images.

11.03.2026 23:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I prefer the term "sky-slush".

11.03.2026 22:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Vomit-Covered Bleeding Pete Hegseth Criticizes Press For Taking Unflattering Pictures Of Him Crawling Out Of Overturned Portable Toilet

11.03.2026 22:44 👍 676 🔁 64 💬 12 📌 1

Biblically accurate egg carton display.

11.03.2026 21:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The art looks great and there are a lot of interesting things one can do with a card-based game - matching values, stashing cards for later, trading cards with allies, etc.

The accessibility of the Kickstarter page is perhaps the worst I've seen, though. It's *just* images with no alt text.

11.03.2026 21:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Go Weave a Basket A game jam from 2026-02-09 to 2026-04-16 hosted by Courtney 🌻 The Sunflower Court. ⭐ join the discord ! When the Neopets TTRPG Kickstarter launched, everyone in the indie design space who even grazed ...

And if you think you could do a better job than Geekify, there's a Neopets-inspired game jam still running for another month!

itch.io/jam/go-weave...

11.03.2026 16:36 👍 16 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0

Honestly 80-90% of the time someone's writing Gambit's dialogue it's terrible. The current run is the first time it feels like someone actually did some research.

11.03.2026 16:44 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

So many terrible things are happening in the US right now. Things like this remind every creative and scientist paying attention that the current administration might hurt guests to our nation. 🥺

I don't expect to see a GDC or Worldcon in the US again in my lifetime, which makes missing LA hard.

10.03.2026 15:15 👍 62 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 0

Stay on message stay on message stay on message stay on message stay on message stay on message stay on message stay on message stay on message stay on message stay on message stay on message stay on message stay on message stay on message

Just repeat what they told me and I will be safe.

10.03.2026 15:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.

This video is lowballing it.

09.03.2026 02:43 👍 5440 🔁 2333 💬 49 📌 49
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15 Episodes for Your Antifascist “Star Trek” Watch List From challenging bigotry and celebrating diversity to presenting a future where collectivism and unity have won over capitalism and the pursuit of wealth, the franchise has attempted to push boundarie...

Great episodes in this watch list, including The Drumhead and Past Tense. Includes at least one episode from every series.
twincitiesgeek.com/2026/01/15-e...

10.03.2026 11:02 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

I am imploring media to remember that just because someone writes an OpEd doesn't mean you have to publish it

09.03.2026 21:26 👍 533 🔁 51 💬 8 📌 4
KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE: PILOT
KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE: PILOT YouTube video by GLITCH

Holy crap. Actual cyberpunk. Atypical cyberpunk aesthetics. Anti-Disney cyberpunk!

youtu.be/MCAdbUaMlAE

04.03.2026 00:53 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

@railnatter.uk

09.03.2026 15:21 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The only ones you have to give up are the casualty violation, entanglement, and the CERN thing. Honestly you might even be able to work in the CERN thing if they don't mind running past the detector carrying a spicy rock.

08.03.2026 22:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And let me tell you, there are an extremely small number of times I'd like to see anyone in American prison.

08.03.2026 03:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know what would be a better honor is people in prison.

08.03.2026 03:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As a physicist I have excellent news: most of these will not keep you from marrying anyone! Unfortunately, the remaining ones are very likely to remain major obstacles.

08.03.2026 03:49 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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At Largest ICE Detention Camp, Staff Bet on Detainee Suicides, AP Reports Camp East Montana has received several 911 calls in the span of five months about immigrants trying to harm themselves.

Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.

07.03.2026 21:00 👍 9301 🔁 6069 💬 608 📌 1540

Locutus safety tip: To prevent identity theft, avoid having your own identity.

09.12.2025 20:58 👍 857 🔁 209 💬 2 📌 6
06.03.2026 20:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Grapple.
Preferably a tentacle.
Preferably one with suckers on it.
Ideally those suckers would have spines coming out of the middle of each and every one, and those would drip poison.
Bonus points if they're bioluminescent.

06.03.2026 15:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That would be....
Killer.

06.03.2026 15:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hawkeye, Wolverine, and Spider-man have defeated some AIM agents. One of them incorrectly chants We! Are! the Ninety-Nine Percent! as a Shield agent tells them to shut up. Also Wolverine makes a Mel Hein reference.

Hawkeye, Wolverine, and Spider-man have defeated some AIM agents. One of them incorrectly chants We! Are! the Ninety-Nine Percent! as a Shield agent tells them to shut up. Also Wolverine makes a Mel Hein reference.

06.03.2026 15:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Claude Opus 4.6 Jailbroken in 30 Minutes, Produced Bioweapon Instructions Anthropic's flagship model bypassed by security researchers who extracted detailed sarin gas and smallpox synthesis instructions

...wait you named your company AIM?

Like, Advanced Idea Mechanics, the Marvel Universe terrorist-science org?

I know it's a Korean company but like maybe a quick web search?

intelligibberish.com/articles/202...

06.03.2026 15:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Game list:
FFX
Dark Cloud 2 (Dark Chronicle)
Black Magic
Terraria
Symphony of the Night
Celeste
Enigmo
Escape Velocity Nova
LoZ: Twilight Princess

06.03.2026 04:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There are many things that could also go here. But man do I miss Enigmo.

06.03.2026 04:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0