Anak Krakatau

Send him to Lewotobi Laki-Laki, will be an ashy date. A fun show. Your kid likes performance art yes?

The whole thing about Joe Biden really sucks. I love eating white people for lunch, especially the Dutch. I swear I can't tell the Irish and the Dutch apart. Biden kinda look Dutch. Bummer I can't have him.

DON'T TEASE ME LIKE THAT! Momma Krakatau told me the Cascadian kids were fun, but nobody has attended my Lava Bomb Prom....except for Loowit back in 1980. I'm only 98 years old, I don't know most of you.

I'm just a volcano in grade school, drama is the only class momma signed me up for🙃

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*tries to move*

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I'm so sorry to all concerned, this is THE longest I have ever done this. Is there a word for this phase? I am just so out of it right now. So dormant. Am I gonna be disowned from the Krakatau family like Mt Adams?

Da one I can fit my entire self inside da crater and still have an eruption 25 times larger😈.

Who needs da Barbie? You have me ANAK! Dair is nothing cuter in da world dan deee child of Indonesia, ME!

Oh no, I have concerns.

Try the Krakatau lifestyle....destroy them!

Almost summer😈

I'm here! Enjoying blissful sleep without the Dutch here anymore.

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My vibes every day without the Dutch, enjoying being the child of Java and Sumatra

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I heard the Dutch were moving over here, had an agenda to carry out...

Whew! Finally got the kid home Big Maz! Sincerest apologies for being out so long, we party at the Fentale Volcano, but we left after learning it was a basaltic party and not rhyolite. Kids and their misbehavior

Death by volcano, not by wildfire. You, yea you human! Get that bag packed, get ready to fucking run. Am I volcano using bad language? I sure am, it's a very fucking scary situation and 2018 me says I don't play nice. So lets fucking go, get through tonight #palisadesfire #wildfire #pasedena

Can you all be quicker about this? I'm only gonna live for another 900 years.

My pyroclastic surges can reach there!

VEI 6+!!!!! My kind of volcano!

From June til December 2018, humans of da Sunda Strait said every night sounded like a child crying out for da mom. Dey were not mad at me for loud nights. Dey knew what was coming and didn't run, for da humans wanted a child without da mom to know it was loved.

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I miss her

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My dearest humans of Ethiopia, if you live around the Fentale volcano, wellllllllllllllll

START RUNNING! GET OUT OF THERE!

35km dike, we cookin

@fagradalsfjall.bsky.social OMG it's da BABY VOLCANO!!!!

Shh, don't tell Big Maz, but I still haven't brought his kid home and it's waaaaaaaaay past curfew. Working on something in Africa, want in?

Got tired of Baby Iceland being no fun, needed a new pet project.

YES!!! You da best!

Momma Krakatau only taught me how to do one thing🤭

NO! Nobody bother me, I'm teaching a volcano in Africa how to chase humans.