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Gale (they/them) rat-thing, 35, warplock engineer. Shitposting from the closet (Metro Detroit) - 18+ only, scram. https://ko-fi.com/stormxcrow/commissions

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A photo of the most ridiculous 3d print. It's a skeletal vampire pen holder, with its mouth open for you to toss a single pen in for it to... Basically deep throat. I've printed it in very faintly rainbow pastel silk PLA and tossed my red and black ooze vape pen into it, with a 3g cart. It's sitting on top of my dad's new 3d printer. It's a Bambu p1s I think?

A photo of the most ridiculous 3d print. It's a skeletal vampire pen holder, with its mouth open for you to toss a single pen in for it to... Basically deep throat. I've printed it in very faintly rainbow pastel silk PLA and tossed my red and black ooze vape pen into it, with a 3g cart. It's sitting on top of my dad's new 3d printer. It's a Bambu p1s I think?

*snortlaugh*

It's so stupid I love it.

13.03.2026 03:28 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Cw: spider

He's kinda hard to see. But I found someone who got himself stuck in the utility sink and it's going from 70 to snow this week. So Mr. Wolf Spider here gets to try out my future jumping spider pad and however many microscopic crickets he wants until Spring comes back.

12.03.2026 12:59 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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やぶれた世界

03.01.2026 03:22 👍 355 🔁 163 💬 0 📌 0

One of the first results for "rat patch"! I think it was only about 6 bucks?

11.03.2026 12:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A photo of a patch of a snarly gray rat smoking a cigar or blunt with sharp teeth. That I have added a darker muzzle to along with Myrkur's ear brands. The eye is bright red and yellow instead of. Uh. Missing. Pre-mortem Myrkur.

A photo of a patch of a snarly gray rat smoking a cigar or blunt with sharp teeth. That I have added a darker muzzle to along with Myrkur's ear brands. The eye is bright red and yellow instead of. Uh. Missing. Pre-mortem Myrkur.

So they have unintentionally skaven patches on Amazon.

11.03.2026 10:46 👍 59 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0

Dorian and I talked about this essay throughout writing, and it's definitely worth one of your dollars!

10.03.2026 20:31 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

As a bisexual I like women who could kill me, men covered in blood, nonbinary people with magic powers, the THE MUMMY (1999)

10.03.2026 20:13 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Post your favorite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only:

10.03.2026 11:54 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
A photo of one of my vapes. A 3g strawberry ice cart by Berry Green  from House of Dank. It's in my white and blood spatter vape battery with a black tassle and deer charm. My laptop on the kitchen table is in the background.

A photo of one of my vapes. A 3g strawberry ice cart by Berry Green from House of Dank. It's in my white and blood spatter vape battery with a black tassle and deer charm. My laptop on the kitchen table is in the background.

Yeah there's two (chain) dispensaries in particular I have noticed are the absolute cheapest and they are both right there in Monroe right on the border.

This fat boy was only 11 bucks for 3g and tastes like strawberry peppermint.

08.03.2026 15:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When you do, take a road trip up to Michigan we have stupid cheap weed.

08.03.2026 05:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Finished!

08.03.2026 04:28 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I Do Not Like My Tinder Date I am Nate Your Tinder Date That Nate my date! My Tinder date! I do not like My Tinder date Would you like To procreate? I do not like that, Nate my...

Would you do it
In the park?
When you do it
Can you bark?

Not in the park
No I won’t bark.
Not at your flat.
Despite your cat.
I will not do it here or there.
I will not do it anywhere.
I would not like to procreate.
I do not like it, Nate my date.

08.03.2026 03:00 👍 47 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 1

For whoever needs to hear this as much as I did: if someone makes you feel like your personal boundaries are ruining the relationship, it’s not the boundaries that need to go <3

We’re healing in 2026, let’s do it!

07.03.2026 12:09 👍 48 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
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Glasses Holder Skull Bowl - Glasses and Keys Stand - Free 3D Print Model - MakerWorld Download this free 3D print file designed by EleHazar 3DinPlastic. The back support for the temples of the glasses is improved, it should work well with any traditional glasses, metal or plastic glass...

makerworld.com/models/41684...

Printed at 115% size!

06.03.2026 17:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Photo of me triumphantly holding up a human skull glasses holder, sporting my glasses. It's been 3d printed in neon green.

Photo of me triumphantly holding up a human skull glasses holder, sporting my glasses. It's been 3d printed in neon green.

Photo of me triumphantly holding up a human skull glasses holder, from the side this time, sporting my glasses. It's been 3d printed in neon green. From this angle you can see behind the skull's face is a bowl.

Photo of me triumphantly holding up a human skull glasses holder, from the side this time, sporting my glasses. It's been 3d printed in neon green. From this angle you can see behind the skull's face is a bowl.

I'm gonna be painting this but AHHHHHHHH IT CAME OUT SO GOOD.

06.03.2026 11:09 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 2
digital painting of a furry deer tagging a concrete block

digital painting of a furry deer tagging a concrete block

Damn!!! #furry #furryart

10.06.2025 13:42 👍 805 🔁 170 💬 3 📌 2
Photo of the new keychain of Myrkur on my bag. A 3d printer flat bendy rat printed in gray with black points painted in nail polish. It's attached to my bag, which is red, black, and gray sugar skulls. There's a rhinestone spiderweb with a red spider plush keychain too.

Photo of the new keychain of Myrkur on my bag. A 3d printer flat bendy rat printed in gray with black points painted in nail polish. It's attached to my bag, which is red, black, and gray sugar skulls. There's a rhinestone spiderweb with a red spider plush keychain too.

Photo of newly printed skull beads threaded onto my hoodie strings.

Photo of newly printed skull beads threaded onto my hoodie strings.

Photo of a tiny skull bead threaded onto a thin black braid.

Photo of a tiny skull bead threaded onto a thin black braid.

Photo of a tiny 3d printed deer skull pinned to my calendar.

Photo of a tiny 3d printed deer skull pinned to my calendar.

I was left unsupervised.

05.03.2026 18:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like. Realized 1.7 was going to be a thing the day after I started a new save file but I think I might need to start a pity save for Clint. The Reddit was merciless. LMFAOOOOOO

(Ugonbegaytho.)

05.03.2026 12:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*Add to cart*

05.03.2026 12:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me toooooo! I just started a new one like last week. I'm towards the end of summer year 1 and broke again.

05.03.2026 12:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Murderbot Diaries does a great job exploring exactly this while also probably being the most openly and enthusiastically queer (and neurodivergent) story I've ever read. That is somehow including fanfic.

05.03.2026 12:02 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Photo of my cat Lily, a very tiny torbie, inspecting two 3d printed figures. A mech I can't remember the name of and a kickass Rayquaza statue, both in plain neon green.... That I was hoping dad WOULDN'T use the last of so I could print some warptokens but oh well. They're damn near as tall as the cat. They're sitting on our kitchen table with a red cloth and my new tumbler (red with assorted creature sugar skulls) is placed behind them for scale.

In the background you can see my affectionately nicknamed "warp camo fleece"

Photo of my cat Lily, a very tiny torbie, inspecting two 3d printed figures. A mech I can't remember the name of and a kickass Rayquaza statue, both in plain neon green.... That I was hoping dad WOULDN'T use the last of so I could print some warptokens but oh well. They're damn near as tall as the cat. They're sitting on our kitchen table with a red cloth and my new tumbler (red with assorted creature sugar skulls) is placed behind them for scale. In the background you can see my affectionately nicknamed "warp camo fleece"

Dad got a new 3d printer for his birthday. Lily is inspecting the test prints.

05.03.2026 11:33 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

On meds: yarn and rails. This is good I enjoy this! This is ideal. I do sleep and eat duh but task task task work work work. Even if I buzz around between tasks with my shit attention span things still get done!

Off meds: Soup and Squizzly with a chance of freezepop.

05.03.2026 11:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so this one time a lorry of rice showed up at my family home

05.03.2026 04:02 👍 1146 🔁 45 💬 38 📌 6
Product image for an 8 pack of assorted color Pentel RSVP branded pens.

Product image for an 8 pack of assorted color Pentel RSVP branded pens.

Theeeeeeese.

Finest line ballpoint pens excellent for my microscopic handwriting.

05.03.2026 11:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

1&2. My childhood tabletop Battletech career may as well have been sponsored by uniball. My dad had like. All of them in every color.

The real good pens were my grandma's RSVPs though.

Grandma > son > grandchild all had a thing for hoarding and collecting pens.

05.03.2026 10:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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possum instinct

05.03.2026 07:53 👍 219 🔁 41 💬 3 📌 0
An immature Lophiomys imhausi displaying specialized hairs and warning coloration (A) and the same individual (center) with an adult male (top right), and female (top left), from the same trap location. The juvenile is being groomed by the male (B).

FROM: J Mammal. 2020 Nov 17;101(6):1680–1691.
"The secret social lives of African crested rats, Lophiomys imhausi"

An immature Lophiomys imhausi displaying specialized hairs and warning coloration (A) and the same individual (center) with an adult male (top right), and female (top left), from the same trap location. The juvenile is being groomed by the male (B). FROM: J Mammal. 2020 Nov 17;101(6):1680–1691. "The secret social lives of African crested rats, Lophiomys imhausi"

The African crested rat (Lophiomys imhausi) is a rabbit-sized rodent with patterned coat.

They have no natural predators which puzzled scientists because they don't display obvious deterrents to large African predators.

That's when studies found they were packing enough poison to kill an elephant.

04.03.2026 13:54 👍 464 🔁 140 💬 8 📌 17
Digital black and white illustration, title at bottom: The Cavalry of Woe. A horse-like creature with numerous legs filling most of the lower half of the canvas. Twisting vines or branches make up its body and spread to a vast array of branches out of its muntjak skull. The antler-branches take up most of the top half of the canvas. The piece is shaded with extensive crosshatching.

Digital black and white illustration, title at bottom: The Cavalry of Woe. A horse-like creature with numerous legs filling most of the lower half of the canvas. Twisting vines or branches make up its body and spread to a vast array of branches out of its muntjak skull. The antler-branches take up most of the top half of the canvas. The piece is shaded with extensive crosshatching.

Happy Horse Year

#art #DarkArt #horror

01.01.2026 02:56 👍 426 🔁 159 💬 13 📌 6
Digital illustration of Anton the very long haired white unicorn fella, who happens to be a wizard, wearing an unimpressed expression and a double breasted brown coat. He is carrying a leather messenger bag and a green book with gold detailing.

Digital illustration of Anton the very long haired white unicorn fella, who happens to be a wizard, wearing an unimpressed expression and a double breasted brown coat. He is carrying a leather messenger bag and a green book with gold detailing.

Oh, it’s a wizard. What spells will he cast

04.03.2026 14:25 👍 106 🔁 24 💬 3 📌 0