Maxine

So like normal shorts but with you in them?

Me all day: 🎶 it's my anxiety, it's my anxiety 🎶

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Excited to see the back of Hot Girl Summer so I can ring in Cold Witch Winter ❄️

I think worse than feeling like you're not enough is feeling like you're too much. You shrink yourself and make your personality more palatable but each interaction kills a little bit of you...

This Lent I'm planning on just giving up

Made a carrot cake with cream cheese frosting. Don't know why people hate on carrot cake, it's delicious 😋

Happy Pancake Tuesday! 🥞🥞 Wishing the Catholics a blessed Lenten season, enjoy the time for fasting, prayer and works of charity 🙏🏽

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Had to Google if we're in 2024 or 2025 because I literally could not remember. It's 2025 btw 😅

Every "funny" AI video I've seen is like what if someone whose humour peaked when they were 11 made a video for you.

Me after waking up: a little nap would be nice

Me at 2am: I have the energy of a thousand suns and will never tire

Nice

Banana haul from my sister's garden. Can't wait to forget about them and be forced to make banana bread in a few weeks 😂

Mandatory Valentine's Day viewing! Featuring Denise Richards in one of my favourite horror movie death scenes 🗡️🩸

When the AI assistant pops up

The kids are romanticising the early 2000s and I imagine this is what my mother felt like when we told her we loved the 80s

Is it too early to be burnt out?

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Montoya por favor!!!

Montoya:

I wonder if actors get second hand embarassment when they have to act out something cringey that their character does.

Of horse we will be watching

The answer is we're all poor

"What's your retirement plan?"

Me:

A bit of George to start the day 💃🏽

Meal prepping sounds great if you want to eat the same meal four days in a row. Alas I won't eat the same thing 2 days in a row😅 I need to meal prep swap with four people so we each get a different meal for each day of the week

Joe Biden will return in The Avengers: Doomsday

And what about it?

I love it. Although the grilled cheese sandwich on the side is definitely not diet friendly 🤭