this girl i fucking adore keeps sending me stuff from a similar bubble of bluesky and i keep telling her to read hades calculus because the more i learn about her the more certain i am she’d love it <.<
which means i have to make a #GunmetalOlympus Cerberus Cadre outfit in said games ;3
oh
my god
how did it take me this long to realize
my username on some stuff is puppyphysics in a lot of online games people shorten it to puppy for callouts so they end up saying shit like “puppy go here” “puppy shoot this”
im a fucking pilot and the whole rest of the raid team is my damn handler
i have lost 53 pounds
other sites: dread mill
bluesky: mildred
just gamble until you have enough for drug and then drug until you have to gamble for more
THIS IS SO COOL
so many bullet but no gun.. so sad 😞
as a teacher(s aide) my ears perked up
they remained perked
Ahehehem
Hi the one online person you can form parasocial attachments to and not regret it in retrospect my opinions won't get measurably worse as I receive more uncritical praise that warps my brain to the consistency of Portland cement im lexa
so i hear you like the gays? thats pretty gay
i… got punched in the stomach til i came 😵💫 and then kept asking for more until she just pressed her fingers into where she punched me and made me squeal
my bathroom soap is a rainbow bar that says “gay bar” and my soap dish is a plastic margarita cup is this what its like to be a grown up
my boyfriend accidentally bought a rainbow deathly hallows symbol from harry potter at pride 💀 he thought it was the therian symbol 💀💀💀
i have tomorrow off which means today of course has to feel incredibly long
faerie festival was a successtival
i got a bunch of pins and stickers and charms and traded for a hat and some tarot cards :D
shaving your face while wearing a bra is peak actually x3
N e e d. Imagine not being scared of being crushed by a thousand pound death machine just because you want to cross the street
i’ve always wanted to live in a big city. i pick this one
bwoah… pedestrian friendly city :0
me when i make a post and hit send before i realize my iphone did the thing where it says its auto completing a word but changes to another word at the last second 🙃🔫
one more daaaaay til the fairy festivallllllll
cause they aren’t cool enough to handle the silly
i had a dream that i was at work and found train track toys x3
More like awwwtism
im sorry
Don’t worry, there will be train tracks and choo choo train toys!
how. does. a. TWO YEAR OLD. know. about. guns.
so like how many roommates do you think one should have before attempting to move to washington @-@
I make goblin porn every weekend
first im goblin down a pizza and then im porn myself another glass of diet coke 😎
“When was your last period” erm.. err… you see the thing about that is- *every time i go to the doctor*
