Cats and Fortunes

You are magnetic in your bearing.

You are magnetic in your bearing.

BOFH Excuse #193: Did you pay the new Support Fee?

BOFH Excuse #193:

Did you pay the new Support Fee?

BOFH Excuse #332: suboptimal routing experience

BOFH Excuse #332:

suboptimal routing experience

Intel CPUs are not defective, they just act that way. -- Henry Spencer

Intel CPUs are not defective, they just act that way.
-- Henry Spencer

Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers.

Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers.

You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to.

You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to.

Manchmal stehe nachts auf und installier's mir einfach... -- H0arry @ IRC

Manchmal stehe nachts auf und installier's mir einfach...
-- H0arry @ IRC

Spock: The odds of surviving another attack are 13562190123 to 1, Captain.

Spock: The odds of surviving another attack are 13562190123 to 1, Captain.

What is a magician but a practising theorist? -- Obi-Wan Kenobi

What is a magician but a practising theorist?
-- Obi-Wan Kenobi

BOFH Excuse #260: We're upgrading /dev/null

BOFH Excuse #260:

We're upgrading /dev/null

You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that you're growing into.

You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.

- long f_ffree; / free file nodes in fs / + long f_ffree; / freie Dateiknoten im Dateisystem / -- Seen in a translation

- long f_ffree; / free file nodes in fs /
+ long f_ffree; / freie Dateiknoten im Dateisystem /
-- Seen in a translation

So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice as large as it needs to be?

So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice as
large as it needs to be?

BOFH Excuse #162: bugs in the RAID

BOFH Excuse #162:

bugs in the RAID

Beer & Pretzels -- Breakfast of Champions.

Beer & Pretzels -- Breakfast of Champions.

Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.

Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.

BOFH Excuse #27: radiosity depletion

BOFH Excuse #27:

radiosity depletion

BOFH Excuse #303: fractal radiation jamming the backbone

BOFH Excuse #303:

fractal radiation jamming the backbone

BOFH Excuse #304: routing problems on the neural net

BOFH Excuse #304:

routing problems on the neural net

Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.

Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.

Halley's Comet: It came, we saw, we drank.

Halley's Comet: It came, we saw, we drank.

BOFH Excuse #132: SCSI Chain overterminated

BOFH Excuse #132:

SCSI Chain overterminated

You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.

You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.

Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out.

Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out.

BOFH Excuse #376: Budget cuts forced us to sell all the power cords for the servers.

BOFH Excuse #376:

Budget cuts forced us to sell all the power cords for the servers.

FORTRAN is a good example of a language which is easier to parse using ad hoc techniques. -- D. Gries [What's good about it? Ed.]

FORTRAN is a good example of a language which is easier to parse
using ad hoc techniques.
-- D. Gries
[What's good about it? Ed.]

I wish you were a Scotch on the rocks.

I wish you were a Scotch on the rocks.

An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.

An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.

Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.

Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.

A couple more shots of whiskey, women 'round here start looking good. [something about a 10 being a 4 after a six-pack? Ed.]

A couple more shots of whiskey, women 'round here start looking good.

[something about a 10 being a 4 after a six-pack? Ed.]