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Sometime cobbler, firefighter, wastrel. NOT A CRIMINAL If you like silly stuff feel free to browse. WobbleAnSplotch.redbubble.com https://signal.me/#eu/-W_KutikVwjDKiXrAGpCtTRUfk77GAhw4rF4McE_BXOavmrS9SVD1KYJh4uVO20p

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With everything going on politically it seems a pathetic thing to pick up on.

11.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If he picked a horse its next stop would be the glue factory.

11.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a really silly argument. Especially after the decision was made by public vote.

11.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

11.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He could do with taking some

11.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MUSHROOM!

11.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn’t know how πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

11.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had never written one. Very weird experience

11.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. Now I wait😬

11.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My favourite ice breaker is. Tell me something interesting from the literature you were sent before the course.
The looks of terror from everyone who didn’t read any are beautiful.

11.03.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also waxy lemon after I gave him the address of my business if he fancied coming around for a scrap. He was giving a speech about ten minutes away later that day. I think the speed he blocked me defied physics.

11.03.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have to do these in the courses I run. So bloody cringe

11.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Piers blocked me because I called him a lickspittle cunt.

11.03.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing dramatic. I’ve applied for a training programme at work but they’re fussyπŸ™„

11.03.2026 11:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Applied for a training programme at work. It’s a pain in the arse process.

11.03.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Resume done. That was incredibly difficult and strange experience.

11.03.2026 11:10 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I get asked this a lot. When I tell them they proceed to tell me all the best places to go out in London like I didn’t live there for 45 years.
I don’t think there’s an Aussie that hasn’t been there at some point.

11.03.2026 11:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like I’m going over the border. Might have to pack some gum boots.

10.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re not that would work

10.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Calendar showing Wednesday

Calendar showing Wednesday

Sorry it is.

10.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s only Wednesday

10.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday πŸ₯³

10.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character.
Wrong answers only.

10.03.2026 07:48 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I remember this from twatter. You were good

10.03.2026 07:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And needed πŸ˜‚

10.03.2026 07:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lucky

10.03.2026 07:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am getting some help. 😬

10.03.2026 07:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday

10.03.2026 07:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have to write a resume. I’m 52 years old and have never needed or written a resume.

10.03.2026 07:12 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0