godpuppy

knotfest is the most misleading fucking festival name i've ever seen

mouse's bedroom making me look so pretty this afternoon :)

dog that got kissed at a bus stop last night /positive

i giggled

phil doubt, conspiracy theorist

oedipus? yea i fuckin' love eatin' puss

white stripes incest bit walked so black dresses incest lore could run

mfw theres a magic spider on the wind

i wanna go outside and dig a hole

y'all know that one tower in pisa that's leaning? what's it called again? i'm tryna google something

how to drain your dragon

can it wait til i get my hand tattoo next week

divine machinery tattoo btw

sack galifianakis

jizz quartet, i play the sax

went to the jizz festival, everyone knew you

sorry for kid rocking

i guess you could say i kid rocked your world ayy baby

good morning, 🐦‍⬛! this is a very good first attempt!

frankenstein is hot holy fuck

it looks so miserable and cold and wet outside today its so pretty

me getting pinged is useful

buenos días, 🐦‍⬛!

oh shit this is useful!

pullout game so good it reminds her of the mountain goats

(no children)

i believe in you 🐦‍⬛

you can *never* go wrong with these poses

worstshitter sauce

ultimately, you just gotta create the illusion that they're smelly

you gotta take it from above you or while you're flexing, and also personally i enjoy when there's unshaved pit hair, i could quote reply with some examples in the morning if it'd be handy