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@backtothelab

I am from the panther family, a cousin of the tiger, the leopard family... I was born as a full grow man, naked, covered in blood and wearing a dress shirt. With pants, of course. Daily life of discovery.

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Latest posts by herbert con carne @backtothelab

o famoso pΓ£o pizza

14.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 12:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will die by the curling stone

11.03.2026 10:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

curling will be the death of me and they will hire curling sweeps to throw the dirt at my casket

11.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Amazing Mysteries 34 (880)

Amazing Mysteries 34 (880)

10.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.06.2025 01:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

estou sem entender porque 3 graΓ§as virou um drama de trafico de bebes

05.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.02.2026 06:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Blazing Sixguns! 1 (405)

Blazing Sixguns! 1 (405)

02.02.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe the puppy is into it!

02.02.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

blah blah blah blah

16.01.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if you look at the bible you will see insane clown posse are the magi kings that brought playdoh and fisher price to jesus

24.12.2025 17:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hoje nΓ£o Γ© o dia de santo reis

22.12.2025 20:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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17.12.2025 09:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

dont worry about the bondage, its the kind you can show to Grandma and Grampa. of course, if your grandarents are into kinky stuff, that will will be a problem!

14.12.2025 12:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

look, im going to release a new 4K release of TOS star trek but it will be Herberts Con Carnes director so there are some changes you can expect to happen:

- women will use trousers and man will use skirts
- spock will offer joints to captain kirk at regular intervals
- lots of soft bondage scenes

14.12.2025 12:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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me when i have to explain to my crew why our savings are depleted and i have a suspciously sized collection of vintage happy meal toys

14.12.2025 07:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bernie (sanders) the cat

07.12.2025 03:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.12.2025 22:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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virtua herbert

05.12.2025 03:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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herbert's funtober day 08: tumblr sexyman

02.12.2025 02:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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herbs funtober day 07: (traced over a picture) base + crossover

25.11.2025 23:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

pumping ze undertale soundtrack on my ze samsug stereo

22.11.2025 22:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.11.2025 08:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.11.2025 08:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a verdade do mundo, da vida, da morte e da pΓ‘tria estΓ‘ na abertura da novela pantanal por marcos viana

19.11.2025 08:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.11.2025 07:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i often shit my pants and have to scrub poop from the floor

17.11.2025 14:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in some ways, william shartner's version of "rocket man" surpasses elton john's original

17.11.2025 14:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

some kind of nature

14.11.2025 22:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0