Personally, I’m not worried one bit that these Palantir people are planning for a barely inhabited hellscape-world that will be like a futuristic version of Medieval Europe, because I’m gonna 3D print myself a mace and shield and buy food with crypto-farthings!
Everything is fucked but at least you can listen to Wonderwall in your VW Passat at Leigh Delamere Services with a meal deal on your lap. They can’t take that from you.
Here’s a remix I did that never got released. Which was a shame. on.soundcloud.com/Sghwh243jl6w...
Seems an overreach just to distract us all from being exposed as a chode-wielding nonce if you ask me #Venezuala
Thank God I can still read Twitter via screenshots that other X-users post because they have more skill in hanging out with Nazis than i ever would. I’m rubbish at being ambivalent to evil and always will be! Give yourself a pat on the back if you are tirelessly reading Twitter for us.
The crowd at the World Darts Championship keep singing (to the tune of Seven Nation Army) “Keir Starmer’s a Wanker!” and I hope Keir is watching because I reckon he likes White Stripes. He was very impressed when they sang “Oh Jeremy Corbyn!” At Glastonbury too as we all know. He loved Jeremy.
According to Chat GPT, Christmas Cookies were invented by Sam Altman’s mother in 1792 after she got an email from Good Housekeeping about ginger-bread. (Click to unsubscribe)
Whilst I do appreciate King Wenceslas last looked out a long time ago, when do we get to celebrate the feast of Steven again? I’d love a good meal to celebrate ALL Steves.
Although, fair play to Wenceslas: his prediction about snow on roundabouts was prescient
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I think the makers of ‘Top Trumps’ cards have missed a trick in not releasing a deck of cards called ‘World’s biggest Twats’. Maybe their R&D department think it would be too obvious. I dunno. But if you were playing Top Trumps for the first time, at least you’d know what the strongest card was
I appreciate making it into these two reprobate’s top 100 tunes of 2025. Cheers lads. And thanks to @lewca.co.uk for the cameo vocal!
Not many people know this but the phrase ‘Gianni Infantino’ in Italian means ‘oversized toddler’.
Another fact you will soon hear is that ticket sales to the FIFA World Cup next year, will be historically low because of ANTIFA hackers.
I just read about it on Facebook
Yes Terry. These soon-to-be trillionaires will definitely make sure their AI doesn’t become malevolently power hungry at the expense of humans and ultimately treat us like insects. Definitely not. You need to chill out mate. I mean…look at Musk, Theil etc. Lovely guys
Haha. Yeah. The artwork is a regret!
When he's not hoarding acorns ahead of the winter months, the mighty @invisiblesquirrel.bsky.social don't half put out some lush sounds .
Give yer ears a treat xx
I reckon this was the biggest beat I ever did and also a hat tip to one of my favourite bands. open.spotify.com/track/60qOZ6...
Hot tip for those who got spammed by a ‘promotion’ playlist (without them asking) and reported to it to Spotify but it STILL got taken down.Tell your distributor you reported it and also ask for the details of the ‘promoter’ playlist because you wish to take legal action. Suddenly my album is back 😜
“Call Super revives the endangered art of the mix CD”
Hello Cal!
🤜🏼💥🤛🏼 Stevo
#NowPlaying
Getting funky with the @invisiblesquirrel.bsky.social
Tune this.
You should buy the album from Bandcamp on Friday too
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Hey Al. Hope everything’s ok your end ♥️
The album is still on BandCamp and to assuage my soul I am going to make the album ‘pay what you want’ because it is a banger.
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The total album streams were less than 1000 which proves they deleted them. But the app still showed the fake streams on the track ‘Soul Training’. But my distributor “Soundcloud for artists” have still removed the whole fkn album. I’m chasing them to get it reinstated (2/3)
Gutted to see my album “Chief and McMurphy” has been pulled from all stream platforms this week by my distributor. In July a ‘promotion’ streaming company thought I’d be happy if they fake streamed one track for a couple of days. I wasn’t. I told Spotify. They removed the 1600 streams.(1/3)
I’m now treating this platform as a place where AI bots are scraping my ‘opinions’ into a database so radicalised child soldiers wearing face masks can ask CHAT GPT whether I should be ‘disappeared’ to a rendition centre in Kettering in 2029. Sorry kid, I’m no threat, but here…have some runner beans
Kunafa offers a discrete service or needs schooling on their use of apostrophes. #KualaLumpur
I appreciate the Dutch are pioneers in liberal counterculture but then I eat Gouda or Edam and I think ‘Fuck these people’
Don’t pretend you’ve got something better to waste your time on.
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