A text-only tweet that reads: another day working at the angostura bitters bottling plant. no fucking way will i trim the labels the right size to fit the bottles, man. you’ll have to come down here and fight me, asshole
Andrew uses his one phone call to call Babestation.
Imagine being so corrupt and authoritarian even Sepp Blatter thinks you've gone too far.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."
More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"
A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
Thought and prayer sad emoji
HOUSE OF COMMONS LONDON SWIA OAA Nigel Farage MP House of Commons London SW1A OAA 13 January 2026 Mr Farge, Visiting Bermondsey and Old Southwark I am writing following your public engagement on 7th January in London Bridge, which is in my constituency: Bermondsey and Old Southwark. I appreciate you are unfamiliar with constituency requirements given your inattention to Clacton since being elected. But given you have spent three decades in and around Parliament, you should be aware that established protocol requires any MP conducting official business in another Member's constituency to notify the relevant Member in advance. You failed to follow parliamentary protocol on this matter last week. As someone who has so desperately attempted to be in Westminster for such a long time, I hope you are capable of learning and adhering to procedures, although I won't hold my breath. Given you have described our capital city as 'crime-ridden' and 'unsafe' it must have been very difficult for you to pluck up the courage to book a venue in the centre of the capital for your event to promote yet another Tory defect in your ranks. But please do conform to the rules should you ever come back. Your preference for spending time in London rather than Clacton (which is your constituency by the way), demonstrates the typically deceitful nature of your attacks on our capital. Deep down, you agree with me and the millions of UK and international visitors every year, that London remains our greatest city and well worth spending time in! I would say I look forward to your next visit to the best constituency, in the best city, in the best country on the planet, but unlike you and the former Tories who riddle your party, I am not comfortable spouting untruths. Sincerely, Neil Neil Coyle MP
Neil Coyle MP has written a brutal takedown letter to Nigel Farage for his breach of parliamentary protocol, because Farage visited Coyle's London constituency without notifying him. 10/10 no notes.
(H/T @simonpegg.bsky.social)
Vera looked around the room. Not another chicken anywhere. And then it struck her—this was a hay bar.
Vera looked around the room. Not another chicken anywhere. And then it struck her—this was a hay bar.
Supermarket cucumber display with sign reading “CUCUMBERS can help reduce constipation.”
i hope the first one works because i just don’t think i can fit a second one in there
Before Mel B and Mel C, there was a Mel A in the Spice Girls, but she got fired for constantly starting brawls.
You love to see it
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
Digital Eclipse 'remastered' Mortal Kombat and they've messed things up so during Johnny Cage's fatality you can now see the crew men with the blood hose on the right
I'm ready for the next World Cup⚽️
サッカー大好きですっ☆特に関節技が得意ですっ☆
after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet
hmm, it's raining sideways in milton keynes, the F1 is going to be moist
To help spice up the F! qualifying, I washed the car between FP3 and Q1
A plush Jean-Luc Picard next to a 5-pack of lightbulbs showing only four bulbs in the illustration
oh no
Due to Circus animals beyond my control, I'm watching punching on the telly
John Lewis online storefront shows pastel watercolour art with “Make her day” written on it. However, the font makes it look like it reads “make Cher day”, like the famous singer. Beneath it reads: “Mother's Day is coming. Show your appreciation.” with links to Gifts, Flowers and a Gift Finder
Make Cher day 💛
yeah! what is it about them? 🤔
My old man's a thermos
He wears a thermostat
More snacks! They count as 3 of your five flavours a month
It is woodland, sorry I've been drinking!
Hello! I'm in a pub, two farmers woodland garlic and mushrooms with pickled onion monster munch is good
ITS HERE! Come and play the hotly anticipated game that has the pig-and-junk-stacking community in a FRENZY! Graphics by me, everything else by @mattround.com
we lost a lot of good men during the great Rutland independence wars
Big hugs!
I watched Section 31
1) It's a great feature length pilot for a fun Star Trek space adventure series.
2) It's a Star Trek tv movie
3) I've seen worse things at the cinema
4) Your opinion may vary
5) you should get that lump looked at, it smells infected
