only thing to do after cleaning is bear face
only thing to do after cleaning is bear face
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BLOCKT
never cooking for you again
it’s an underdog bet, im hoping for a big payout
shhh I’ve got 100$ on you giving up first
every sports betting ad takes 15 minutes off my life
☝🏻 minutes
hello????
at the function asking about the food handling practices undertaken for the appetizer dips
I mean, that one does have the captain C on its sweater
😦
looking at my cousins, reminded to take my finasteride
just did the same, might even follow it up with a coffee! hell is real and it is just life
if this restaurant doesn’t stop playing bruno mars songs, I’m going to start committing atrocities
pit out for the world to see?? have some modesty, you harlot
no, we just frequently share brain cells
a broken cock still cums twice a day or something , is this how you post?
slowly converting everyone around me to the cult of Flighty 😌🛫
[Me watching any sport for the rest of time] so do you guys think any of these boys have a sort of Heated Rivalry thing going on?
we will once the atheists can reverse engineer the crack they put in the Mormon coffee
especially considering we use @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social’s app like 95% of the time 😅
the Dutch Bros wrapped absolutely bodies Spotify thematically, but my god why are you reminding me of how much I’ve spent here
goodreads is the best place to keep up with people I haven’t seen since high school
is this how you crashed? :/
I do! I just try to make sure he’s grammatically coherent hehe
whoooo wants to gift me money to buy a pc so I can play euv?
in an unofficial capacity before (grabbed his phone if I saw him writing Spanish nonsense), but after that incident I’m now in a salaried role (he asked my advice while drafting a reply)
happy to announce that I’ve accepted a job as the foreign language advisor for all of my bf’s skeets