saint elmo’s humidifier

Yall be forgetting that the body needs rest to heal and it’s very upsetting to me and my homegirls

"This password has appeared in at least 617 prior data breaches"

*adds another special character for safe measure*

I hate that I’m struggling to communicate with my loved ones that things are bad but we need to be prepared for them to get so much worse without coming across as paranoid or fear mongering.

But the historical patterns are patterning and we cannot ignore them.

Book by Haig N Najariah called "Sex Lives of Animals without Backbones"

trying to understand my ex better

Just ordered my first carnivorous plant I’m so excited

This allergy season is turning me every which way but loose oh my GAWD

Black people love a hot honey glazed salmon from the air fryer. It’s me I am black people.

Purple colombine in bloom in a narrow garden path.

As the world collapses, I water my garden.

I just made a cheesecake that brought a grown man to tears I might be too powerful

Watching the Pope Leo XIV special and realizing how little I actually know about Catholicism

[humans invent houses]

house plants: oh hell yeah

I lied there is no Netflix. I’m gonna give a presentation about my favorite philodendron varieties. I do have snacks tho.

Two NYT headlines stating the WH wants to promote more childbearing and the EPA is ending testing for chemicals that hurt children.

Two headlines in the New York Times today.

The next Pope will get flewed out, all expenses paid for.

Almost every decade that I’ve been alive has come with a concerning Justin Bieber situation that I definitely would have been fine never knowing about, but also cannot make myself look away from. I hope that man finds his way to peace.

I have a dream of one day traveling the world on a Please Feed Me The Local Food In A Dough Casing tour.

As soon as I finish recycling all my old tweets it’s over for me, bitches

I need to be sipping an aperol spritz with my besties on a balcony in Sintra but nooooo I have to “make money” to “pay bills” and “contribute to society”

I am simply completely brain dead

I promise to never be thrilled to announce anything on linkedin

a 800% tariff on podcasting equipment

Hi, it’s me again 👋🏾

All I know is, this country needs to get it together before fat bear week or else I will make Jan 6 look like a damn children’s birthday party

Love it when my twist out behaves

Cory just hit 25 hours

I mean we’re never gonna agree 100% with any politician but this is John Lewis levels of protest and good trouble I have nothing but respect for him in this moment

I take back everything I said about Cory Booker that man is an absolute machine

The white girls are making good music again and unfortunately that is the biggest recession indicator/sign of the times 🥲

I am the happiest camper because my philodendron spirictus santi arrived today and she is perfection 😍