03.01.2026 04:53
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its been two weeks and i still cant decide which of these drafts is the funny one so you get both
Ouran high school host club was the blueprint
My life is a movie
Used a young wine for my pasta sauce I’m on that Cheffrey Epstein shit
Need a state mandated bbl
She let me hit cause I post good on Bluesky.social 🙂↕️ #bluesky.social
little known fact the George Foreman grill wasn't actually originally intended for food. it's ribbed for his pleasure
apologizing on it
I can fix them all
Poutine has me yearning for quebecois trade
Getting into #thebible
they stole an hour from women
Received a text saying “Trolleo Epico” at 3 am last night????
Bitches love my mid rack #trvke
I’m always #sayingthis
Nuh uh
#Bulgesummer2026
Need to be in my luteal phase rn
The line is a heteronormative oppressive structure. I’m being oppressed by #theline
Why is my friend in a het slop relationship
I’m the only one who understands them
No one wants to post hole anymore #kkkarneyskkkanada
The recession is because I’m unemployed I can fix #it
Alternatively asap clocky
T-girl rapper called amab rocky
#letwomenbechopped
Love island is the great Satan