Another day, another opportunity to wonder what the world would be like if John Hinckley Sr took his son to the range more often.
12.12.2025 17:55
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Another day, another opportunity to wonder what the world would be like if John Hinckley Sr took his son to the range more often.
Of course I'm having a rough day. It's a year that begins with a 2.
Ozzy dying and dragging the Hulkster to hell on day 1 is one hell of a power move.
Fun fact: the more 20 year old Chryslers you leave in your yard, the less lawn you have to mow.
Is everything ok at home?
I'm just happy to see a Jalopnik article that's not some lowest common denominator "What oil should you use" garbage these days, tbh.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
We live in the golden age of weed pens. Why is there not a food truck serving pancakes in every town?
I would do terrible, terrible things for a RadioShack. I just want to buy electrical components and have them the same day.
Fuck do I wish this app had laugh reacts.
All I really want is to drive an old pickup that smells like cigs and memories while listening to Stan Rogers. Is that too much to ask?
Sometimes, the most powerful positive thought we have is remembering that Kris Kristofferson is in hell right now.
Not serving time, mind you. He's working and beating Ronald Reagan senseless every day.
When I graduated high school, I had a chance to audition to play with the modern rendition of the Glenn Miller Orchestra and I was good enough to make it a non-zero chance of getting it.
I wonder how that version of me is doing frequently.
"Hey, Jim. What's with all these extra bracing pieces in the box for the shelves?"
"Idk they're probably just extra parts. Throw them away."
"property destruction is not how you affect change"
[LAUGHS IN HISTORY BOOK]
Remember, it's only schadenfreude if it comes from Germany. Otherwise, it's just sparkling comeuppance.
If we're going to be daydreaming about competent national leadership, we can probably come up with 3 or 4 dozen people better than Kamala.
If we could somehow find the universe where Jeff Porcaro didn't die early, I'm pretty confident everything would be a lot better there.
In the race to see who could be the bigger dirt bag of the McMahons, Vince had us in the first half.
Gandalf the shorthair.
We hang only the finest in thrift store art in this house.
Whoever did the thumbnail needs a raise.
Aye Aye, Captain
Somewhere, we're definitely being watched by scientists that research alternative realities, and those scientists have definitely said "Wait, they shot which Kennedys?"
You have no idea
In my most egregious example of scope creep to date, I had a clogged toilet a week ago.
Now I'm hanging doors and there's a hole in the foundation.
I live so far out in the boonies that SNL posts don't hit my feed until Tuesday morning.
Prince never got to see the end of New Girl and that is a genuine tragedy.
Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.