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Reading this on loop today.

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

People from Oregon are called Oregoons.

Obviously.

Remember, nothing Trump does is actually for anyone else. Always follow the money or his fear..

This was delightful if you need a brief escape from the world on fire.

Same frustrated loser energy, different decade

A woven tapestry with a black background featuring a large, teal Tyrannosaurus Rex. An orange tabby cat dressed as a samurai—complete with a white headband, a katana, and fish tattoos on its shoulders—rides on the dinosaur's back. In the bottom left corner, there are gold stylized symbols, including a paw print inside a circle.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this T-Rex Cat Blanket. People love to praise Shogun, but I couldn't get past the show's historical inaccuracies. They did not have a single cat samurai riding into battle on a t-rex. Literally unwatchable.
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Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

This one hurts. I sat next to him at a film screening years ago without realizing who he was. We had a nice chat before and after the film about normal stuff like food and a car show I’d gone to earlier that day. Someone there told me later “we thought you were his date!”

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New Jersey has proposed the F.U.C.K.I.C.E Act. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/21/n...

Ladies, the way you hold your keys between your fingers like weapons makes it hard for fellas to hold your hand.

Looking back on the 2026 Winter Olympics in Milan and Cortina YouTube video by NPR

Hey, it’s me and several people who actually went to the Olympics!

Need a new book to read and have decision fatigue. Whats an AWESOME novel I should try? New, old, whatever.

Alysa Liu Uses Gold Medal To Gauge Ear

Alysa Liu Uses Gold Medal To Gauge Ear

NEW: Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker sent Trump a letter and an invoice demanding the return of $8.6 billion taken from Illinois families after the Supreme Court ruled Trump’s tariffs are illegal.

Yes we absolutely can

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

PANEL 1: THE SPARK OF THOUGHT in silhouette against a starry space. The ship sends out two large blasts. NARRATION: Yet History is rich with unsung minds who, thought obscure, BEND THE ARC OF DESTINY. PANEL 2: A fillipod with sparkly skin, wearing glasses, holds three tablet while loudly singing. NARRATION: One such mind was Tellese, a young fillipod who worked in the Ministry of Defense. Specifically, in the SUB-BASEMENT, because she was A.) a brilliant mathematician… but also B.) loved to loudly belt out Irish pub songs. TELLESE: I plaaayed the wild rover, for many a yeeeear [music note emoji] PANEL 3: TELLESE stops as she passes by a computer terminal, baking BZZT! BTTZ! sounds. NARRATION: Officially, she was an applied research mathematician. But her true genius lay in combinatorics and encryption. PANEL 4: TELLESE yells up a winding staircase, with a broom and cleaning supplies at the bottom. NARRATION: So when the global defense network completely locked up, and there was no one in the basement to stop her… TELLESE: HEY! Is no one else seein’ this? PANEL 5: Close on up TELLESE tapping quickly at a keyboard, her arms blurring, and her tongue sticking out in concentration. NARRATION: …she got to work. PANEL 6: TELLESE throws her head back at she sings loudly, multiple arms touching different computer screens. NARRATION: And by the third round of the song Rattlin’ Bog… TELLESE, singing: YO-HO, THE RATTLIN’ BOG! THE BOG DOWN IN THE VALLEY-O! RARE BOG, THE RATTLIN’ BOG! THE BOG DOWN IN THE VALLEY-O! PANEL 7: Close up on TELLESE as she looks down at her work, proudly. NARRATION: She had broken through the Nyxian lockout… Sound effect: ting! PANEL 8: A full-page scene from above earth. The atmosphere is filled with cannons, once inert, now firing rapidly outward. The page is full of cannon blasts. NARRATION: And (unknowingly) unleashed hell. —— Want to read the full story? Join us at Patreon.com/drive for the *FULL* Tales of the Drive archives, art giveaways

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Just a couple of gas station hot dogs sweating in jeans

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

Olympic highlight in this house.

They talk and act exactly like Nazis in pursuit of the exact same objectives as Nazis using the exact same tactics and rationales as Nazis but it would be wrong to call them Nazis until they grow the little mustache.

valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.

if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.

The other night on Jeopardy, two players were tied going into final. The woman in third made a small wager and her answer was, "I hope they both bet everything." They both did, all three got it wrong, and she won. As if that wasn't already hilarious enough, turns out it was all a master plan!

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

(Trump standing next to the giant pile of Dino poop) Dear James, this big pile of shit has ruined my photo, can you please remove it for me? (Just the Dino poop pile) The Political Round Table

The Supreme Court determined that legally speaking, corporations are people. Therefore, Walmart's 1.6 million employees should be allowed to compete in the Winter Olympics as a single athlete.